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A World O Funk…. Damn-it! where is my band?


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Friday’s Fictioneers:”That fee, comes with a fee”

Friday’s Fictioneers

Hi Friday Fictoneers!  Thanks Rochell

 

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Is this you?

It was me,

figuratively?

There goes, we

can be me again

I adore a puzzle

rewards, are great

such is the struggle.

murky non cooperate

If I can just reach that, Six pence…

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Alternate title

“My Banker spied a dollar in the wood chipper”

 

ok i’m angry with banks

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From the passing the buck files

Apple reportedly fires Maps manager after iOS 6 complaints | The Verge.

Mayans fires former apple maps manager after Fridays debacle of a failure.

Said a spokesperson from an unknown location. Due  to the world demise not happening and when many unfortunate terrifying experiences didn’t occur…. We have decided to terminate our relation with designer..


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Going Green: Never-ending terror or Summer low energy use..

I wanted to do a green challenge but I’ve haven’t been mobile lately.. So I wrote a  story about natural green power

(Lack of punctuation model)

The mouse in a hamster wheel running for cheese powering a light so the cat on a treadmill chasing him powers a door that opens so a barking dog on a just a long enough chain  pulling a weight that lift a gate that will let in the Dog catcher who’s in an outer room  to tranquilize  the dog that has rabies but the Dog catcher does not see through the window the Zombies coming down the hill behind him who are running because they smell stupid brains  YUM YUM                                                                                        I’ve Been Long Gone                                                          Period

If You’re  Here Thanks! Don’t forget to turn off the lights we’re Green.. Funkangeles


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Grown Greedy & Foolish

Now i lay me down to sleep

I’ll thank the lord, but i have a beef

If  i did lie, not tell the truth

Then Republican Am I, oh mother give me the boot.

I Like Mitt but he lost the race

So very sure of winning , now,   just egg on his face

Dunderheads all, and all think they’re right

Abusing women, taking  away  personal rights (don’t they have wife?)

But tonight…. I’ll sleep, like a big old content bear

Healthy,  protection  complete. We all got,

Obama care.

So you bitch and you moan, worrying about a welfare state

Dammit this is America! Isn’t there enough already.

Of unnecessary  hate?

Our Senators, Congressmen yearly makes four hundred to five hundred grand

We send them up there to improve the condition of  this, U.S.A  land.

They gave themselves a bit too much, medical plans for congress the senate are fat and oh so lush.

Grown Greedy foolish  men,

telling  a woman who’s been  raped.

She don’t possess ability, to choose early terminate

And since they all will get, five-hundred grand for life.

They are sick and screwing with My America .

And I think this is crap! And It’s not right.

Funkangeles


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Pictorial Insanity #I (alovenote)

I like feeling good with my fellow Cats…

Feeling Good

Common sense being  crucial, You will  find, I can be a sharing type of an animal

Sharing

I can have bad days

And there are days I get cookies and if I’m extra good.. with Milk…yay!

Ain’t nothing like Cookies

Even when I’m an

Donkey

I have days where i’m lacking in control

Control…not

Even show my arse at times, but not this much..

Look here

I’m not one of those  cats

cat

Phat cat

I have no good sense

violence

I am  a Lover of all..

Big Dog ,Tiny Cat

No matter who’s watching

No

All pictures  from internet…some will complain..pppfffttt

Funkangeles

Political foolery I love.

My favorite President

Los Angeles (USC) Memorial Coliseum

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LA Coliseum gameday Oregon 62 USC 51.. 830 am enroute elsewhere..

Los Angeles Figueroa
Los Angeles Coliseum

     HI!!  enroute to a  different gathering had to past and old stomping grounds..I worked here in the parking lot’s as an young teen until and thru collage…another story  with Rams, Raiders, Cheerleaders, Concerts (The Police, Stones ect.)  ahh the delights of being a musician in Lost Angeles the coolness..


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Man had penis partially severed in bizarre Newport kidnapping – latimes.com

Man had penis partially severed in bizarre Newport kidnapping – latimes.com.

In a related story…..

UCLA Doctor’s  discover, with great success a way transplant a penis.

Oct 26, 2032 .   Doctors today in Los Angeles  successfully and successively transplanted a penis from a donor  cadaver . Allowing help to  individuals  whom may have been injured. (at this current time it’s only for the injured)  The report went on, Stating “We were amazed at the full range of functionality and control that was achieved by the volunteer 1  and follow-up subject 2.  The doctors believe the subjects will be able to impregnate their spouse..     The subjects, who wish to remain anonymous, reported that sensation and use is exactly the same as when they were born.   Happily willing to display the doctors work .. “Urination is easy again!!”  was heard gleefully……more in later news

This just in.. US NATIONAL NEWSWIRES:  Reports that there has been a rash of kidnappings of  males  from the population…

The police in many cities are reporting, that upon finding the kidnapped victims.  All victims  had their penis removed & taken.  Found in the desert,   Some were replaced with untraceable smaller packages…. “My insurance does not cover this!!!” One victim sobbed  It’s  tiny! kill me please,  I want to die

Authorities  are warning men not to display their penis any longer..  Saying “If they don’t know, it won’t go.. ”  

On national media they have issued a request to the female population.  Chief Thunder Rodd of the California Metro  PD,  “Ladies Tell your girlfriends NOTHING..from now on”..   Steal your man, is now. Steal your man’s manhood”

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Funkangeles