A World O Funk…. Damn-it! where is my band?

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Text to Km: I know!

Text Back: I know you knew!

Text to Km: I know, you knew I’d know

Text back: Knowing, back before you knew, I’d know-ed, you knew

Text Km: Munch on my shorts, ass monkey

Text Back:I know.

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Call from B…

Ring ring ring ..Hello?

Daryl is that you?

Excuse me. Funkangeles, yea what it is B?

Yea..wasuuppp fat bastard! funkangeles? OK..Daryl step off the fucking stage and talk to us little people..

Hey what’s up molester of many ?

Nothin! I see you’re still stupid and fat & still dating your hand, all these years married?

Jealous  still? Well drinker of throw up, why you bothering me?

You want to remind me about passing out at your  bachelor party… again?

Naw.. you big pussy,   but I’m glad you brought it up tho.. you save me the trouble.

Now little sister listen!!.  Said the tormentor

Me… “fuck you before you say anything else”

B states

I had and Idea and since your blogging you can get it out…..

Ok, you know since your wedding as your best man ok second, you’ve been bored haven’t you?

I see why god gave you twins. Your an Idle ex-women molester.

Cap’n lonely! he sez.  I think I got a pill that politicians would have to take. And we can make it mandatory!


Society! he continued, this pill will give them gas when they lie….!

He paused, waiting to hear how abusive i was going to be…

I started to… you dropped baby! waste of a  college degree in business & securities,  stockbreaking   Compton born downhill skiing, skirt chasing….

Fatangeles!! him playing the  interrupter card.. He went on.  The, this pill causes you to disclose loudly when you lie…

DISCLOSE???  Bumpleskinson you mean fart?   i solved his riddle..he’s happy.

oK  my bud B (for Brian)  Was a child actor on the different strokes  and had a great Florida university edumacation a brilliant guy, he  had a recall like I never experienced before. One thing he did was, any NFL player. he could give you college stats all four years some back to high school. anybody.. This man ate statics…  damn goofball.

YES!! he said but LOUD!! Everyone in the chamber would know that that politician is at fault.. Trying to be a voice of reason. i begin to argue … So tell a lie  blast a fart huh.. we argued

Some where in my argument i stopped and said B how you calling me?  Quickly he sez you’re dreaming!  You know I’m dead. Stop tripping asswipe  focus.. THis is the plan! get it done..

i woke up..

It’s not that he’s gone, because he still messes with me in my mind.. But i do miss, what cancer took.  my Californian best bud.

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Crucial decisions

No being sure .. hesitant.  He decided, at that very moment! He, was the decision maker.. without thinking about his spouse.

His thinking process, was as follows

They put a man on the moon!

Wine in a box?   hmm.

without reproach

In the cart..he placed it!  

Later that evening

No dang wine boxes!!!

His wife, a daughter of the local glass bottling company owner.

The box and him, for company  was spent in the guest room..

Excerpt from:  Box lover

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I5 core processor  16gb of Ram and Asus P8-Z22-V motherboard 85 watts of premium power from a quality manufacture. Big giant ugly case with removable hard drive bays. Multi-Drive DVD/Blue -Ray…Video is build-in intel chip until I can buy one or two monster video-cards .  Built this about two weeks ago…Didn’t have any more  funds, left for the hard drive in the PC budget. I swapped out an old hard drive yesterday.. I got a Western Digital Green,1Tb, sata..non SSD. SSD?  Solid state drive. It’s my next move before i get the video card(s). With this mother board i’m planning to use  a SSD drive for the booting and a regular drive for storage of content and music recording… The word is still out on SSD for music recording. Life cycle is shorter than regular drives. During music creation with the many unused takes, it creates, many lost bits and bytes.. A computer used for music recording,  Fragmentation of the hard drive is an issue.  Defragging of the drive is required  more than you would for general use..  You DO NOT de-frag a SSD drive!

I use Steinberg Cubase  for recording. I upgraded to version six, in November and they sent me seven!!!  Way cool but pricey! (500.00). I will blog about this one day.Asus P8-Z22-V

But why am I giving a gear report? (poorly proofed this one too)

No post yesterday! 😦

I was working on that particular situation.. I’m a gear nut, did not even do what i was suppose to do…Good thing i don’t have kids to pick up from school anymore..

I was suppose to mail my brother a motherboard yesterday……….

Michael i love you….I did not leave the house!

11:39pm, finally, blogging.. feeling so guilty it posted after 12!!!!!

I lied, I’m a fraud,a clerk from the fabrication dept.  da horra, oh the humanity …my blog states,  Post a day.  Not wishing 2 b a Hippocrate

I let you down.. could you..

find empathy

within your heart, to

forgive me…

you read my posts..

God bless your pertinacious spirit.  I’mma learn you yet…(paid 3 dollars for that word)

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Silver Bells …

Hello hi there!  Youz..

To everyone, that’s taken the time or stumble to my blog and subjected oneself  to the shenanigans of foolery & buffoonery  in the guise of a band quest.  A  ruse that  seem to even fool me!  Because now  I’m writing I’m a reader and i’m doing this writers thingy. I am!!! I dobie do be doing this…..

It’s fun, I’m too dumb to effect the world but if I can make you kick you legs up in glee and hilarity………….

I’m looking under your dress …  hehe hee (i’mabadboy)

These has been the most gruesome holidays, this season. We as a whole will recover and hopefully correct the errors. Hopefully  we learned this year.

So to my readers where it applies Merry Christmas 2012 God Bless you .

For my reader not of this faith of other faiths.   Happy Holidays enjoy your celebrations and if it happen already. Great!!! hoped it rocked!!

Non religious persons be safe and have an enjoyable winter

Haters of America see you next year until then.. ingest defecation

I worked up Silver Bells the funkangeles way, tell me u hate it or love it. just tell me   thanks

Live ur Life & Love

Thank you for visiting!!!!

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Bite me

(this post contain foul language,my apologies)  re-read title 
I wrote this a long time ago never posted 
I will now add Gun Manufactures…

Gentle reader it has come to my attention that a few of you..I’m not pointing fingers…..  People are putting up with life’s uppercuts and jabs to kidneys.
I know not everyone is built for confrontation and this is to be understood.   
We are a civilized society with rules and moral structuring. 
Laws are in place to protect our right as a free human being. 
If someone wrong you, you sue them. No physically required.
But there are time you
Must and can say “BITE ME” and move on…

There are times where you’ve got no win ..
Your screwed, hand is in the cookie jar
The wire have been tripped 
The defecation has hit the rotary oscillator..
We make unintentional mistake..
My big Sister Renee…the first real bad mf i met (toughness) came back into my life when I was fourteen years old. She was living in New york with my aunt sis. i remember my sister up to the age five when i left New York.
My mom and the rest of us were in the caribbean, her home. We moved there  from New york when I was five. We moved back statesides to conneticut..
My sister came to the house in connecticut…she was 17 or 19 i don’t remember but thrill, I was .. (my sister was rightfully angry she was not  down in the caribbean with us  i found out later in life)  but I was and still crazy about her
With her came this New York raised militant, angry black woman…. i was enamored 
My Sister looked after her little brother by strengthening my internal core, helping to  made me less of a pussy…
I was a fat kid  or as they would said back in those days chubby/ husky, he’s big boned…no i wasn’t.. I was fat, I ate, no excise fatboy
The kids were tough on me i talked with the caribbean accent, I would said three but it came out tree so i was a blast to them.  
My sister, love you Renee offered internal strength …”Fuck them, you use to never know them…”
that made me feel so good just for the truthfulness of it!  A real muthfucker!
It Is better to be pissed off  than piss on…
Your adopted
Space aliens dropped you off.. 
Only I can abuse you (she never told me that one i guessed)
Fuck em just to see the look on their face
Don’t Piss on my head and tell me it raining..
Because you see my  sister didn’t and don’t take no shit from no one. 
She was the first female pipe-fitter at naval submarine base in Connecticut  when women weren’t getting  jobs let alone a black female pipe fitter.
 As girly  and pretty as any one ..
I remember my sister designing &  sewing for herself and some of her girlfriends. she would draw  and cut it out patterns and make her own wardorbe 
So quite not doing your best is not in our make-up.
On that note, to whom it may concern: learn the words Bite me and use it. Try at least two bite me’s  this week. No, bedroom bite me don’t count!
This should not be attempted without proper supervision 
Here I’ll start… Republicans who want to keep everyone po..(can’t afford poor)   BITE ME!!!!
Gun lobbies and their greedy bosses Bite me then eat Shit and Die..
And the stupid ignorant backwater crackers that  calls the president of the United States a nigger.
Bite me,Fuck you, eat shit and shoot yourself in the mouth
A public  service announcement……
Sorry readers
N a Funk 


Breaking news: Band report

My pastor has made me start a band at the church…..Yay

I think he just wants four more new members for the church..

He thinks he’s getting me four time a month,

When i was married i got nothing four times a month

except grief .

I don’t care if  he’s a friend first

Don’t be trick pastoring me…

Monday at 5:30 ?

The Kids have been waiting..

No I’m not doing Tuesday also..

Look!! home slice!

I can talk to god without you running interference..ok?

so!!! i played for four hundred churches…

been there done that…

the devil pays well!!

don’t push me……


Monday & Tuesday 5:30 huh?



Pastor, tell my friend Joseph I hate him..

I don’t care “He loves you too”

see you Monday at 5:30


Hey good news i got a band..


oh well thank you God

You know I’m funky?

God has a blessing with your name on it!!

ok pastor!

Lord hep me.

……….never mind

you did .

a  little rock & roll??

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Excuse #432

I got a new mattress, sleep at night is now possible. No time for blogging. A new relationship can be distracting. She is soo good to me. No more sleepless nights and being Up late, cause by “lumpy” my former motivation for blogging. Due to lumpy’s bad disposition we just couldn’t sleep together anymore. Last week i finalized our separation. Put her out! Lumpy is a garage bitch now.    This new relation is joyfull! i find here, there is comfort and compassion. It’s not all about itself, My mattress is a giver. I’m in love and not ashamed  to tell. I call her the bum lover… I’m a bum,I have a bum and she loves touching it..

Blame My new Bed It’s so good to me… No time for blogging!

But there is a new category…

From the Bed

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What are friends for..

So i call up my part-time director/set builder friend and mess with him some days….he hates it!!

I tell him his brain is hot and fertile. always ready to be impregnated by new ideas and situation. He’s an information skank.  He should get some protection….
He laughs and tells me they don’t make a condom big enough to put me in….
I think I was insulted..