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A World O Funk…. Damn-it! where is my band?


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Soda Warehouse anyone? Galco’s of course

2014-05-28 11.43.59In Los Angeles ¬†one of my favorite Deli places is “Galco’s Old World Grocery” in

Galco’s soda Pop Stop is in Los Angeles. All kinds of soda and beer and old candy or candy from the 60,70..

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Quench your funky thirst at Galco’s sometime with me..

as alway thank you for visiting ..

Carry on….. ūüôā

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A Cowboy Story

Walking,  Bill was muttering and shaking his head

He just didn’t understand. Here he was in the same predicament again.

All mighty God and my horse have conspired again to make a fool outta me.

Not matter, with all I do for that horse, it always seems so wilful and lazy!

I think he would back talk if he could.

Again,  walking and I own a horse.  Sheesh.

Blurr’s my name. William Blurr,¬† fastest gun in the west

I’m fast with a gun. Swoosh¬†will be¬†all you hear.

Normal eyes can not keep up with the speed, it’s a blur.

Then flash bang….Death’s menu is on display: 1¬†dead, bullet¬†to the eye!

Bill Blurr

But behind his back the town folk and his horse would call him.

“Bill Blurr The fat Cowboy.” .

Yea,the horse call him the fat Cowboy to!

Ok, he thought it!

The horse knew he was fat. He sat on his back.

That’s why the horse would move from outside the caf√© when Bill went in to eat.

Even if he was tied up. He would untie and go down the street.

 

You see¬† 3Bucks¬†the horse, was the last thing Bill’s dad bought for him before he died.

3Bucks loved his new owner but nobody owned him.

He was ornery,¬†When Bill’s¬†pop first tried to ride him, He threw¬†him three ¬†times. As¬†Bill tells it ” Poppa¬†yelled at¬†the seller,¬†three dollars that’s all he’s worth, I’ll give ya¬†three Bucks!¬†¬† The seller, being¬†use to getting more for horses, knew this one was ornery¬†.¬† ¬†” Sold”¬† he said!.

“Bill’s dad then said,¬†and that’s your name”… And begat me 3bucks.

Yes, 3bucks learned how to untie his loop.

And he grew big, strong and beautiful and better mannered and

so did Bill…. somewhat.

  Momma can cook.. Chapter 1

“I would fast draw on my poppa to get the last¬†piece of food.” Bill would say

“Then momma¬†wouldn’t let us¬†bring guns to dinner table¬†anymore.

I think we winged the dog and momma was mad for the bad aiming.

So we fast slapped for the last piece of food from our holster. get up punk! ready! draw”

Slap! I began to win after a long time of losing. I was hungry.

 

Momma “biscuits and gravy”¬†Blurr.

The thing¬†I didn’t know, in some parts of the country.

Biscuits and gravy was only dinner time food. And in some states they never heard of it!

In our house it¬†could be¬†breakfast, lunch, dinner¬†and sometimes¬†dessert.”

He said in an autobiography, titled

“Did you see that? No!¬†you’re dead!”

The William Blurr Story

 

So Bill’s walking and thinking

I’m a fine healthy manly stud of a fellow.

And that damn horse, he  thinks I need to walk after breakfast, lunch or dinner, all the god damn time.

It’s the circus for that damn donkey! Bill¬†muttered as he walked¬†off lunch, looking for his horse. God doesn’t save all sinners you mule. Bellowing to no one but himself

Now, 3Bucks the horse, would not leave anywhere else, not at the saloon, or the sheriff office or the Bank.

It’s only when¬†Bill eats, the horse always¬†knows.

And The Fat Cowboy was hot under his fat collar..

Walking.

3bucks was a smart horse and nobody owned him..

3bucks thought if Bill ever got shot, he would bleed.

He was at the printers, he had¬†a poster¬†made…..(since he can’t talk)

“The Fat Cowboy bleeds gravy”

signed

by a

horseshoe

Funny horse…

Hey! Pssssst! be very quite …..I think, the scone is ringing.

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Come on let's get sconed

Come on let’s get sconed

Hi! was somebody missed?

I missed you!..

The epic Gemini struggle! ¬†keeping focus on doing a blog from a very lazy guy…

The muse, ¬†she left me………..

life’s a bitch

Total shut down like a dog with a chew toy..

love it, when it’s new…

I have S.A.S

Short attention spam…. Was dropped to often by older siblings

span ok..gosh ya’ll people..

I will again attempt to manufacture fine silken prose …

(again with the lies)


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A Visit from Hubert’s, a lemonade kinda fellow!!

New¬†category Life’s Bonus¬†¬†The lemonade ride 2013-04-25 16.54.18-1

 

 

My daughter had one her clients/friends over.. getting his hair braided. these kids..But, ¬†I am down. I love Mike!! ¬† He brings, ¬†this big poppa Lemonade, where he¬†doesn’t have to . He just do!

Me likey Mikey for ¬†(i’m not ashame) ¬†HIS LEMONADE

but he is a nice  young man..With a  cool car which fits nicely with my lemon tree the Prick

tarty the prick

tarty the prick

Not advertisement

Not ¬†advertisement……

But it could be!!!

¬†Lemonade so tight , you’ll ¬†need Cornrows¬†

Mike.. my Lemonade dealer

Sharese & Mike.. my Lemonade hardcore dealer

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

By the case¬†Mr. Funk, by the case only…

let me know….

Daily Panoramic and more : Culver City II

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Handiedan

Mural at thinkspace Culver City

Handiedan_postcard

Handiedan

Minding my business driving and doing what I do. Not looking where I’m driving…(I’m always on the lookout for Art/Graffiti¬†. I’m going to murder a car bumper one day)

Over in the City of Culver (County of Los Angeles) I saw a series of paintings, that had me doing  almost illegal things in the road with my vehicle.  They are building a transit hub over there for the Los Angeles Metro as it expands and covers more of our fair Los Angelescape..

Having many locations for parking I jettison the car and start to take pictures working around the building

Then I ran into Handiedan and Yuri¬†of Amsterdam… Two of the coolest souls one could ever meet! We chatted and i¬†exclaim my awe and¬†appreciation ¬†of her work¬†. I¬†requested a picture so I could share with you guys! Unfortunately I lost some pictures as they did not upload prior to my deletion from phone,¬†sorry Yuri I had you..

(I want to say Michelle but I could be wrong)

Handiedan was the sweetest! I was  invited  to the Opening Reception Saturday!   April 6th @6pm-9pm  At thinkspace  6009 Washington Blvd Ca. 90232

I will post the murals….soon

A new friend<br /><br />2013-04-04


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Call from B…

Ring ring ring ..Hello?

Daryl is that you?

Excuse me. Funkangeles, yea what it is B?

Yea..wasuuppp fat bastard! funkangeles? OK..Daryl step off the fucking stage and talk to us little people..

Hey what’s up molester of many ?

Nothin! I see you’re still stupid and fat & still dating your hand, all these years married?

Jealous  still? Well drinker of throw up, why you bothering me?

You want to remind me about passing out at your ¬†bachelor¬†party… again?

Naw.. you big pussy, ¬† but I’m glad you brought it up tho.. you save me the trouble.

Now little sister listen!!.  Said the tormentor

Me… “fuck you before you say anything else”

B states

I had and Idea and since your blogging you can get it out…..

Ok, you know since¬†your¬†wedding as your best man ok second, you’ve been bored haven’t you?

I see why god gave you twins. Your an Idle ex-women molester.

Cap’n lonely! he sez. ¬†I think I got a pill that¬†politicians would¬†have to take. And we can make it¬†mandatory!

We?

Society! he¬†continued, this pill will give them gas when they lie….!

He paused, waiting to hear how abusive i was going to be…

I started to… you dropped baby! waste of a¬†¬†college degree in¬†business & securities, ¬†stockbreaking ¬† Compton¬†born¬†downhill¬†skiing,¬†skirt chasing….

Fatangeles!! him playing the ¬†interrupter¬†card.. He went on. ¬†The, this pill causes you to disclose loudly when you lie…

DISCLOSE??? ¬†Bumpleskinson you mean fart? ¬† i¬†solved¬†his riddle..he’s happy.

oK ¬†my bud B (for¬†Brian) ¬†Was a child actor on the¬†different¬†strokes¬†¬†and had a great¬†Florida¬†university edumacation¬†a¬†brilliant guy, he ¬†had a recall like I never¬†experienced¬†before. One thing he did was, any NFL player. he could give you college stats all four years some back to high school. anybody.. This man ate¬†statics…¬† damn goofball.

YES!! he said but LOUD!! Everyone in the chamber would know that that politician¬†is at fault..¬†Trying¬†to be a voice of reason. i begin to argue … So tell a lie ¬†blast a fart huh.. we¬†argued

Some where in my argument i stopped and said B how you calling me? ¬†Quickly he sez you’re dreaming! ¬†You know I’m dead. Stop tripping asswipe ¬†focus.. THis is the plan! get it done..

i woke up..

It’s not that he’s gone, because he still messes with me in my mind.. But i do miss, what cancer took. ¬†my¬†Californian best bud.