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A World O Funk…. Damn-it! where is my band?


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Don’t panic

It was over..just like that.

Done! no warning not a heads up notice or anything!

indicators  were not evident

Passion was gone in a blink

No more love? what I’m I suppose to do….

Overwhelmed…

discontent began it’s approach

Don’t panic…

There is an answer!!!

Then it came to her… the boombox

had d-cell batteries

Love was back in air…

A wicked smile melted under the covers…..

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….

Excerpt from

Pimped By Plastic…


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Going Green: Never-ending terror or Summer low energy use..

I wanted to do a green challenge but I’ve haven’t been mobile lately.. So I wrote a  story about natural green power

(Lack of punctuation model)

The mouse in a hamster wheel running for cheese powering a light so the cat on a treadmill chasing him powers a door that opens so a barking dog on a just a long enough chain  pulling a weight that lift a gate that will let in the Dog catcher who’s in an outer room  to tranquilize  the dog that has rabies but the Dog catcher does not see through the window the Zombies coming down the hill behind him who are running because they smell stupid brains  YUM YUM                                                                                        I’ve Been Long Gone                                                          Period

If You’re  Here Thanks! Don’t forget to turn off the lights we’re Green.. Funkangeles


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Volunteerism

Transmutation Ceiling Unit

Shhhh…. quiet.

When I came to….. this is what I saw.

Ten minutes ago, there was 35 people standing and moving here!!

With three security guards behind the desk!!

In the ceiling!!! that that, thing!!!      It started to spin and glow and it got longer!

man! I was coming from in the restroom.

I’ve got to get out of here…….

Realizing once outside, there where not many people left on the planet.

Alien creatures  where coming. !!  On the horizon some type of aircraft

They were taking people and turning them into mindless drones!

I dialed the ex number

She answered

She  survived…

Shit

I went to  the  Aliens.  Volunteerism..  I’m  drone # 25443

Thanks for der Visit!

Funkangeles


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Fishing for Humans

This Post is a self Challenge  with regard to a picture I Posted.  The Kid.   Feel free to join. I promise, not a prize. only respect and comradeship.

Fishing for humans

I‘m down in one of my favorite  California city, touching the ocean,  San Pedro.   I’ve  just  stop to take a picture! Wow!  Look at that View!   To no one  but me..   There’s nobody  around but a kid.   It’s early 7am, On the way to school no doubt Well the early bird, get’s the worm is what I’ve always heard. 

I  stood watching. Waiting, then and additional challenge, presents itself.

To the side of me, this human adult. Just came up and climbed out of a transport machine and  is standing within my reach..almost!  It has a device and is not looking at me. This device,  the human holds it against  it’s delicious  face.

   I will stay and continue to eat this young one flesh from the inside.. I control his body until i eat his brain..  Which  I’m not going to do until the adult one……  Comes closer… …..

Funkangeles


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Man had penis partially severed in bizarre Newport kidnapping – latimes.com

Man had penis partially severed in bizarre Newport kidnapping – latimes.com.

In a related story…..

UCLA Doctor’s  discover, with great success a way transplant a penis.

Oct 26, 2032 .   Doctors today in Los Angeles  successfully and successively transplanted a penis from a donor  cadaver . Allowing help to  individuals  whom may have been injured. (at this current time it’s only for the injured)  The report went on, Stating “We were amazed at the full range of functionality and control that was achieved by the volunteer 1  and follow-up subject 2.  The doctors believe the subjects will be able to impregnate their spouse..     The subjects, who wish to remain anonymous, reported that sensation and use is exactly the same as when they were born.   Happily willing to display the doctors work .. “Urination is easy again!!”  was heard gleefully……more in later news

This just in.. US NATIONAL NEWSWIRES:  Reports that there has been a rash of kidnappings of  males  from the population…

The police in many cities are reporting, that upon finding the kidnapped victims.  All victims  had their penis removed & taken.  Found in the desert,   Some were replaced with untraceable smaller packages…. “My insurance does not cover this!!!” One victim sobbed  It’s  tiny! kill me please,  I want to die

Authorities  are warning men not to display their penis any longer..  Saying “If they don’t know, it won’t go.. ”  

On national media they have issued a request to the female population.  Chief Thunder Rodd of the California Metro  PD,  “Ladies Tell your girlfriends NOTHING..from now on”..   Steal your man, is now. Steal your man’s manhood”

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Funkangeles


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The Digital Finger

We Interrupt your normal fare for a commercial..

Male in robe……. late night.  He lives not far from a cemetery… across the street.  It’s the length of the block…

It’s after 12am, on Halloween   Early morning, tonight the little goblins run for candy.  Remembering he forgot his phone in the workshop and it alarms for him in the AM. Slipping into  loafers  his robe he shuffle out  the side door. The workshop  at the end of the driveway.  While  heading back, he notices  it’s quiet.   But It’s always quiet.   Continuing & thinking, even the crickets are quite.  This is California we get crickets all year.    Hearing  noise from behind him,  a shuffling, short breath, panting but slow..coming toward  him.   From down the street and into his driveway,   sounds, getting louder….saakkkkqqick  a drooling sound.. moving in his direction  Knowing he’s got  tools in the shop to deal with things.  Running to door robe flying open.

Fumbling at the lock…damn… something is behind me.. the lock, it’s it’s a combo!!!!!!

Combination Lock of death

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Especially if you live across from a cemetery!!!!

The Finger!!!! Your Life!!

Even if you don’t live across  from a cemetery

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Funkangeles


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Dracula the Count’s pissed! Installment I

The Count in a modern world….

     I was up late the other evening burning the midnight old.. working hard on a story….I’m up on the third floor attic room with the big picture window it’s affords me lots of privacy. I get important thesis and outlines done up here.  Mancave on high.. So I’m working hard…. focused on my screen… Becca…….huh? naw the details aren’t important…(heard from the screen) “yes baby all the way doown..ohoh…bang that frijole..you big nasty.     When i heard a light tapping at the window    but  because of my focus on getting this work done…the tapping turned into more of  banging? Then the tapping  got loud  &  louder…I cursed to myself,  dirtyfrickinglittleassholeshi!.darn it i said!.  I was almost done with this a ahum chapter outline….  And here is one of them damn neighbor kids is looking for one of my kids, they’re out! At sleepover i holler, f*ck Perky dingles nutz.. is what came to mind.  I’m on the third floor, they must have gotten a hold of ladder and climbed up..Dragging my ass over to windows, I see it’s not a kid at all. What i see in my window is  and old bald headed guy and with some f*cked-up  choppers…skin green.. But that wasn’t the worst of it the DUDE WAS JUST STANDING THERE,  F L O A T I N G!!!    LOOKING AT ME WITH RED/GOLD GLOWING EYES…
“WHERE IS THE YOUR LADDER” I SCREAMED”
 I was a thirteen year old girl meeting Justin Bieber, high pitched response , “How are you doing that that shit???”…blurted right out of my mouth. not waiting for and answer while slowly  backing up, i tripped over my pants.  Shockingly, around my ankles…. Not the time for this nor time for explanation/ justification, and..forget ya’ll, divorced ok??  dang.. falling on my bum, while backing up. I’m looking up at him thru the window and he doesn’t look to sadistically evil he just looks kinda pissed but still spooky, shit he’s floating.  He gesturing to me to get up and come over and open the window!  So looking around for witness or help..upon hearing nothing..but his craggy breathing outside the window..my words….” I, I, wait a a min minnuesha a sec..I” stammering like I lost my mind.  I got up to cross..I got a little bold.. I got a big  cross..a big silver cross yea… and silver bullets and silver gun and I eat and shit garlic…. so you don’t want no part of this and i got herpes t will that stop you?….Then I notice something strange, he had a pig with him…had it in his arm all the time..I didn’t notice this until it squealed. He looked at me then the pig and answered before i could even ask him.  He said.. “I mayhaps geth thy thirst, whilst we spaked…thusly i carry ah, how do-ith you young flesh bags say? A  fourtheth  , a houceth with thee, thus insuring that I  bringing no harm to thee. Or some crap like that, real Victorian spooky like..missing wasonly the spooky music. Easing over to my work station…Seing it was 3:30am, sunrise in two and half hours, note to self.   I picked up the blunt and smoked .. He saw me kick back and try to chill. Knowing i was decision making,  And so did he, after twenty min or so he took a slurp of pig..   I took a drag and checked to see if i had my damn camera phone. Finally having my courage steeled up. I rose and slowly approached and blurted……
YOU WANT TO BITE ME!!!   His response was, “No No not so, young flesh..” he spoked. “Since your-ith thyne writer, We have a need (i’ll translate 4 u now)  for someone like you. I  do require your service for which i shall reward you..
Shit I almost fell for it, until he said reward.  Naw mother fucker you ain’t rewarding me!!! fuck you, make me undead for the rest of time, no thanks, nope, no me, you got cash?   thirteen year old girl meeting Justin Bieber, high pitchedmy quick retort….. Which seem to fume him a  just a little. He then reached in his vest,  Pulled a gold coin out twirled it in his bony fingers and simultaneously took a pig slurp while keeping his spooky ass eyes on me. Flicking the coin and slurping all in one motion…     subconsciously showing me,
Dracula can multi-task.  I better watch myself with this dude.   I opened the window and invited him to a chair….fucker starts by showing off.  Turns himself  into mist, the pig drops to the floor with a thud..Still alive just woozy from blood loss. Then materializes in chair  next to my computer.  Spooky shit this is some spooky shit, bout to pinch a loaf off, got the give this dude serious props….Pale and pointy nosed and dank looking green, but smelled like Channel no. 5????  Wat the fuck’s going on?..self don’t fuck up. I pick up as he’s been talking.. ” I’m Count Vlad Dracula”..he said and was also speaking about igor his manservant.  It seems Igor went and opened a Facebook account, it was low key and personal and so he didn’t mind Igor,occupying his daytime hours with such a trivial things. Then that movie came out about the teen vampires and werewolves ..what was the name he ask me? Twilight I said.  “Ahh Twilight? Right craplight ever since that crap came out Igor and I can’t get these young fucker to leave me  the fuck alone….what is wrong with them???”  Here read this …he touches my screen and poof his email at fb shows up…his likes are  at 140,032,981 and it was rising as we spoke.. I read.. Texas, laredo..Igor I’ll show you it again if you’ll send your master over to suck me.. twilight is the best of all time..proms this weekend and i need to be looking drop dead goth Beth!.   Billy, Ohio, dude count!  make me a vampire so i won’t  be so sucky? but I’d be real sucky.  Compton..Phlydog,  count fuck twilight  with your bitch ass.  I’m gang bangalanging  and if you could come over and make me a werewolves i’ll be all to smell the wimmin in heat and i won’t have to use a cap anymore i’ll be able to tear shit up..hook a ninja up..yo. See? assine comments he complained with that thick accent I continued..    BH, Cal..Buffy former vampire slayer… count,  i can’t get any work, everybody want to be a damn vampire, they won’t let me kill anything..    soooo if i can like, come over to your casket,  maybe this weekend???  I’m going to join u guys…and this type of messages went on for pages.  As I read, he slouch down further and reached for his forty ounce pig and took a slurp…then to my surprise he reached into the ashtray  and grabbed the blunt.  Putting it to his wrinkled thin ass  lips,  it just lit, from the far end….how?  Where do he get those toys??   Internally… I inquired
   
  Looking over at the notorious  Count Vlad Dracula of Transylvania from my chair he didn’t look that notorious right now. He was a shell of the vicious killer we all heard about as children, he looked tired and beat .. I felt a tinge of  sadness for this demon, lost without no one to  fear him, the world has  changed..   What chance do he have?  We spoke a little more he told about the three sister….. I don’t know, maybe because i could understand him and related and he didn’t bite me. I wanted to help. 
Some of these kids today are insensitive, are so passe.. spoiled, computer twenty-four seven. Cars at sixteen…. momma i want a tatoo on my hoohoo…and cruel I hope you die daddy, i want to be a vampire! i can do  make-up  sooo cool and not much is needed.. And look mom & dad… you’ll never have to pay for a funeral..ever! see!  Alway looking for the silver lining. So count is blunted now and he’s upside down… floating about the chair..yup upside down..fucked up and sad. What the hell am I to do?   He want helps, he needs help…i gotta  help this guy…I kinda like this blunt smoking, pig slurping upside down  chap!   Hey Count smile..As I snapped a pic……
My evening with the count

The Count

I’m going need help..
Funkangeles
Minichillerthriller…
Halloween Silly sweets..
Exciting


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I Scary (close to my Home…Earth) Visual Stimulation

Exciting

It’s Unique to me.


Funkangeles

Something strange

I drive by..
My imagination,
runs back down the street.

In my head
I question myself.. do I stop!
givin it prop’s
that strange house sure do rock

So, foot on the brake
Check,check,
checking
navigate.
U turn back.
Get damn imagination
On track!

Slowed down.
To me it looks out of space brown.(to myself i clown)
Twisting wrenching
to break free,
windows off kilter, can it see?

damn,damn, damn…
imagination is naked
And running wild!!!
i member him..
silly, goofy 9-year-old child..

Snap! back to this Hunny hut, that’s caught our eye.
Sitting tall, proud, scary
like it materialized…

The Dispersal of time conundrum
affects, what is here!
Space has distorted
deposit, embedded.
Our town,Lord.. have fear.

And well, here comes imagination
back to the car
He’s so scary, he wouldn’t go far.
Shaking, Quaking,Excited with fear..
I Pulled him in closely
we got out of there….
I was sure out the crooked window
A glowing red eye appeared

aminithrillachilla
Funkangeles

Cool odd house in my neighborhood,I past it almost daily…
Visual Stimulation