A World O Funk…. Damn-it! where is my band?

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This year


I’m going to do it all the time.

I’m going to do it in the morning

and I’m going to do it at night.

I’m doing it on the left

And I’m doing to do it on the right.

I’m doing it from sun-up

to doing it to sundown.

I’m doing it sideway

I’m trying it upsidedown.

I’ve flipping it and smacked it. And worked it  down to the bone.

I’ll keep on doing  it, whilst chatting with  ladies or eating a bone

I’m gonna keep doing this thing

breathing air.

until  cows

answer   phones…

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Grown Greedy & Foolish

Now i lay me down to sleep

I’ll thank the lord, but i have a beef

If  i did lie, not tell the truth

Then Republican Am I, oh mother give me the boot.

I Like Mitt but he lost the race

So very sure of winning , now,   just egg on his face

Dunderheads all, and all think they’re right

Abusing women, taking  away  personal rights (don’t they have wife?)

But tonight…. I’ll sleep, like a big old content bear

Healthy,  protection  complete. We all got,

Obama care.

So you bitch and you moan, worrying about a welfare state

Dammit this is America! Isn’t there enough already.

Of unnecessary  hate?

Our Senators, Congressmen yearly makes four hundred to five hundred grand

We send them up there to improve the condition of  this, U.S.A  land.

They gave themselves a bit too much, medical plans for congress the senate are fat and oh so lush.

Grown Greedy foolish  men,

telling  a woman who’s been  raped.

She don’t possess ability, to choose early terminate

And since they all will get, five-hundred grand for life.

They are sick and screwing with My America .

And I think this is crap! And It’s not right.


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I now know Gastroenterologists

Heading into the older age realm. Preparations to extend one’s life is crucial and not the same for each of us.  At age fifty I discovered a medical examination terror awaited me.   A new type of Physician  for me with  legitimate horror tools and technics conceived to save our life!

The Gastroenterologists. “I am the nicest man in the world from the day you meet me until the day i exam you. And I’m still nice but you may not think so. You may not like me or my tools very much, glad to meet you!  My doctor was so very cool and elegant upon meeting him.  My senses tingled warning me..  He’s after something.. (my good health)  He told me  about the prep. More torture,  Then  about the endoscopy, I shuddered

OK here it is I’m Fifty years and feeling five years old. And since that age no one but myself around my anus, this being the way i preferred and liked the status quo.  Now i have this GUY!!!  OK doctor whom has me in a position I rather not describe and exploring like there is gold up in dem der hills which  description AGAIN  you’ll won’t have. But here is a picture of the cabinet  of extreme torturous  and mean spirited  tools “we can see your serial number on your brain,  probes.

Tool’s of a Sick Alien species

After the exam and feeling cheap and used.  I wonder to myself, what i did for him  ok, ok me!!!  I hope there’s candy some where down the road…

Then he said not again for two years

Oh I was good, Two years ?  Cold hands anyway…

After  feeling ran through,  on  the table.  It got done but  it is  not anything I’m looking forward to in the future

If living is your thing.   keeping the chute and ladders clear, you gotta follow up and  give a Gastrointestinal doctor a shot at  saving your life..   It  may be uncomfortable but it alerts you to potential problem.

Eat better is all I can offer. I’m getting a Juicer…

And on the way out the nurse gave me candy…..she knows.


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Thy Name Is Evil

Evil Treadmill

Torture mill

I think you are not a challenge. This is usually the night before. I’ve decide that i will climb aboard and let you propel my chicken legs. I erroneously believe since i ran in high school and in college. I can just turn it on like that! irregardless. there’s  additional amount of tonnage i may be carting about. If don’t exercise i gain weight easy and fast because… My zest for life I deny myself nothing . Pizza, beer, Pizza, wings, Italian pie,Sushi, tomato sauce  laden bread with cheese toasted, Chocolate cake..ect… I HAVE NO CONTROL. There i said it, I’m undisciplined. I see my marine corps big brothers and they make me sick!! I’m like my navy brother we are round, we float better. But I kid I’m large and decided not to get larger . so treadmill is evil and i do 1 hour every other day. i can do 3.5 miles so far.. let’s repeat it huh? a lot!

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