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A World O Funk…. Damn-it! where is my band?


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A Visit from Hubert’s, a lemonade kinda fellow!!

New category Life’s Bonus  The lemonade ride 2013-04-25 16.54.18-1

 

 

My daughter had one her clients/friends over.. getting his hair braided. these kids..But,  I am down. I love Mike!!   He brings,  this big poppa Lemonade, where he doesn’t have to . He just do!

Me likey Mikey for  (i’m not ashame)  HIS LEMONADE

but he is a nice  young man..With a  cool car which fits nicely with my lemon tree the Prick

tarty the prick

tarty the prick

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Not  advertisement……

But it could be!!!

 Lemonade so tight , you’ll  need Cornrows 

Mike.. my Lemonade dealer

Sharese & Mike.. my Lemonade hardcore dealer

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

By the case Mr. Funk, by the case only…

let me know….


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Po Me A New Blogger –Eyes kan right but spel’n left.

Der funky blogger

Po me Der funky blogger

 

Without spell checker

Hi ya’ll  Im duurral n I kan spel well, real good!  Im  ther best in this famly at school learnn . I’s gotz a third grade edge a muycation.  I’m  the last of  ten chill’n.  My mamma had us out in the feilds workn evr’y day. Schooln was important but farmn was more…

Since we just got a compuiter  at ther farm. Imma start  bloggn cause,  I’m the witty type.  And a smart learnera.  Im learnn evr’yone the compuiter…(but dhey dont spel as good as me ..shhhh)

this  enter net is kinda scary but  it taint nutton, but,  one problem.  Electircity,  My poppa would run the geanerator at night only to charge  batterries, fo the icebox. And other batterries fo lights.   He made a pedel powered hooked to a geanarator,  With all these children, he was cheep  smart.  My broduers & sisters would have to pedel for power since the geanerator need gas, an paw sez, ” Gas? itz only  fer ther tractor. You want lights…TV? pedel..”

Duurral aka Po Me

Spell Checker applied

Greeting, salutations to all!

My name is Daryl  and it is a pleasure to introduce myself to you!  I’ve achieved the highest level of education in my family and my spelling is excellent. I say this because I’m from a large family of ten brothers and sisters. We usually are up early mornings.  Our mom would awaken us with a gently reminder, “GET UP! Those fields are not going to plow themselves!!”   School was not a high priority during harvesting and planting and pruning season

We’ve recently acquired a new computer and I’ve discovered blogs and blogging. I’m the witty one in our family, I’ve begin to teach everyone but many are lacking in spelling ability. So yes, there are challenges    Our internet works but our generator (for power) needs gasoline and for when time are difficult, (like  now) our  remarkable dad  had created a bicycle powered generator.  Each one of us kids would spend  time pedaling  sometime or another ( cheapKIDPOWERED pat.  pending). So……. if  television is to be watched….. somebody’s pedaling.   He would run the generator overnight to charge the refrigerator battery. And other batteries… for lights and things . but you’ll hear

Gas is for the tractor!!! For the days when gas is earmark for other important devices.

Daryl also known as Poor me

Carpe diem

Seize the day!!!! Choke the hell out of it!


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Call from B…

Ring ring ring ..Hello?

Daryl is that you?

Excuse me. Funkangeles, yea what it is B?

Yea..wasuuppp fat bastard! funkangeles? OK..Daryl step off the fucking stage and talk to us little people..

Hey what’s up molester of many ?

Nothin! I see you’re still stupid and fat & still dating your hand, all these years married?

Jealous  still? Well drinker of throw up, why you bothering me?

You want to remind me about passing out at your  bachelor party… again?

Naw.. you big pussy,   but I’m glad you brought it up tho.. you save me the trouble.

Now little sister listen!!.  Said the tormentor

Me… “fuck you before you say anything else”

B states

I had and Idea and since your blogging you can get it out…..

Ok, you know since your wedding as your best man ok second, you’ve been bored haven’t you?

I see why god gave you twins. Your an Idle ex-women molester.

Cap’n lonely! he sez.  I think I got a pill that politicians would have to take. And we can make it mandatory!

We?

Society! he continued, this pill will give them gas when they lie….!

He paused, waiting to hear how abusive i was going to be…

I started to… you dropped baby! waste of a  college degree in business & securities,  stockbreaking   Compton born downhill skiing, skirt chasing….

Fatangeles!! him playing the  interrupter card.. He went on.  The, this pill causes you to disclose loudly when you lie…

DISCLOSE???  Bumpleskinson you mean fart?   i solved his riddle..he’s happy.

oK  my bud B (for Brian)  Was a child actor on the different strokes  and had a great Florida university edumacation a brilliant guy, he  had a recall like I never experienced before. One thing he did was, any NFL player. he could give you college stats all four years some back to high school. anybody.. This man ate statics…  damn goofball.

YES!! he said but LOUD!! Everyone in the chamber would know that that politician is at fault.. Trying to be a voice of reason. i begin to argue … So tell a lie  blast a fart huh.. we argued

Some where in my argument i stopped and said B how you calling me?  Quickly he sez you’re dreaming!  You know I’m dead. Stop tripping asswipe  focus.. THis is the plan! get it done..

i woke up..

It’s not that he’s gone, because he still messes with me in my mind.. But i do miss, what cancer took.  my Californian best bud.

A Rose for Lilly

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Downtown Los Angeles at a world famous  It’s the ________

Blue Ribbon Garden

As lovely as can be..


A Rose For Lilly

The Designer of this location and the Grand & Great grand children… of the honoree. “Lillian”  had this tribute commissioned.

What am I ….in Los Angeles?

next post will have the answer..

I will post pictures Monday or Tuesday  with the answer … lots of beautiful pictures of this unique  item..

New! Improved and Exciting! 

 Post your guess…or not..Challenge!!!

Any guesses?


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Sunday Post: Christmas

What is your tradition? today In church I found I did not know  that St. Nickolas was a real  saint.

It just goes to show you how much you think you know versus what you truly really know. haha A good preacher should give something to chew on anyway.

I goggled it when i got home. (i have faith, not stupid)

My faith helped me regain my footing after a divorce.  And  i get along with my ex just like oil and vinegar…

R-L,Myles,Savion,Sharese,Rahmani (ex)  & me in center

R-L, Myles, Savion, Sharese, Rahmani (mom) & me shower Curtain JC Penny’s

 Merry Christmas

Vanterpools

And Now that I’m a strapping  sexy 30 year again, I need some tempering. My pastor &  his wife and their kids see that I maintain small head size keeping growth manageable.   I think they’re hating, but what can u do??

Christmas is my mom Elma Juliana Vanterpool Jacobs   .. Lord knows we didn’t have much  but we did have each other.  As far back as I can remember my mom worked at schools. Mom was the lunch lady at in St.Thomas at Lockhart elementary  school. VI.  They would give me more food just because….(building a fat boy) Then she’d work at Bluebeard’s Castle in the summers..

At Christmas, churching was geared up a notch. Father Clark would  requisition  two of my older brothers.. Larry & Ricky into service, which I believe, it’s called being an altar boys. yup, for a few years. I wanted  to get in the mix but I was to young.  As bad as they where as teens they needed to preload with God anyway. St. Andrew’s is an Episcopal Church down the street from my Grandmother House.

We would be allowed to order from the Wards or Sears catalogs what we wanted for gifts or gift depending on the financial status that year.  But it didn’t matter we always had the most fun playing with each other and each other toys. I think my brother Larry and I pooled  to get a big and better. (mom liked this) Big fun from a big family and I’m talking cousins speaking Spanish & french eating everything and having fun at all the various homes.. And this celebration of the birthday of Christ is not about gifts to ourselves. We learned a long time ago from our mom what Christmas is really about. We still wanted presents. Their is lot’s to be said about good will toward humans and peace and prosperity for all. To help other and doing your best to  not be crass and or a donkey. And not only during this week coming up, the birthday of Christ!  But the whole year.
An effort of kindness my not be thanked. So do it for another reason.
Happy Birthday  Jesus
God
Thank you for all..
    


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Happy Birthday Cherriblossom..you’re making me old….

Sharese

Thirty Years ago today this young lady came into my life a gift from god and it hasn’t been the same ever since.  I am Blessed and am so much better because of her and can leave this planet a happy man…

Happy Birthday

Sharese Julianna..love You

Sharese

Vanterpools. L to R
Myles, Rahmani, Savion Funkangeles, Sharese

Daughter & Pop’s

Dad Loves Sharese