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A World O Funk…. Damn-it! where is my band?


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I rather be fishing

CIMG0765-001I really rather be fishing,…

Not fishing for a matching pair of socks

In the the sock draw .

I rather really be fishing!

not in the refrigerator

for fish sticks in the back

been there for whoa long

looking for bottle water

I feel like fishing 

Not in the shower for pieces of soap

shrinking quicker than water drains

or empty bottles of shampoo bought yesterday

Fishing

Not because, i occasionally write/attempt a blog and would gain pleasure if my likes were more than 3..But because it’s good.

And Not because i manipulated sentiment and put up picture of kids and animals.

Why be nominal

When phenomenal is a better word

Shocked you didn’t like it already …

come mon… like the blog.

Fish

excuse #  I don’t have a pole

excuse #2 I don’t have a license

excuse #3 I don’t have a pole license

But there is Baldwin hills lake and they stock it fish. (revisit excuse 2)

Ok maybe because….

She fishes.

I like fishing

I would enjoy seeing her..

Fishing

Many states away…

So

I rather be fishing

#Thanks4visiting


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When it rain’s it pours. Clique you know chapter and verse so don’t get your panties in a bunch

My big sister nay
“Fuck em if they can’t take a joke..”

Look I’m not trying to shoot myself in the foot and before I put my foot in my mouth I know what side my bread is buttered and loose lips sinks ships. But chickens are coming home to Roost. You can have your cake and eat it but come hell or high water a can of whoop ass is gonna be opened up round here!

Some days in life you’ve gotta say Fuck em just to see the look on their face, because you know you can’t count your chickens before they hatch when you take one step forward and two steps back, trying to get the horse  back in front of the carriage
Some think their shit don’t stink cause it’s a dog eat dog world and they don’t know their shit from shinola!
Well!… I’ll Be a Monkey’s’ uncle if you keep peeing on me and telling me it’s raining. So don’t shoot me i’m just the messenger & dumber than a box of rocks. When the dust settles and you find your nuts in a vise and you’ve worked your finger to the  bone if you scratch my back  I’ll scratch yours. because life is a bitch’
Later

She was built like a brick shit house with two newborn puppies playing in her shirt.The hatchet was not what needed burying. Harder than chinese and like a virgin on prom night I told her, you can’t put the toothpaste back in the tube when you’re up the creek without a paddle. Next time don’t bring a knife to a gunfight because you know pig pussy’s is pork and I hate it until I ate it. Later, like a kid in a candy store, it was so good I slapped my momma. She alway told me if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball…
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Line from soap- the chief of police…Hey I’m  the piece of chleaf

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