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A World O Funk…. Damn-it! where is my band?


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Nope I don’t… No, thank you! Thanks for asking, not at this current life incarnation..

Yup I told them …

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I don’t want a dog…I’ve had a childhood dog! been there done that.

No no ..it was like i was volunteering i can see it.

My youngest 16 at the time, insisted to the adult(s) that he would do all and everything for a proposed dog.

She looked at his lying face and believed him..and he had his older brother backing him…

yes i would walk him, he lied..

yes I would do it daily again with the untruths

No i did not tie and gagged dad and put him behind the couch …Yea but you helped your brother tho, sack of lies.

No dog!

No dog!

I will take him out when he needs to do business .. false !!! lightning strike any moment now…2012-12-13 12.07.05-006

Walks the trash more ….

I lay tied up and gagged behind the couch mumbling and grunting no….doe,doe doe…

And then they left and went to the animal shelter.. heyyyyyyy

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Which of course I refused to go…

And no! Not because they left me tied up…..

I don’t want a dog i didn’t want a dog!!

No Dog

Stupid Dog

2015-04-032 I didn’t know A dog wanted me….

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That the story and I’m sticking to it …..

Gotta go out now 2015-05-015

And do what I volunteered to do…

Scooping up dog poo helps me with the funk….i lied to myself(so that’s where he gets it)

#Hep

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Catching up..an Addiction

Hello fellow Blogtopians 

I miss you.

I haven’t had the energy to write any paragraphs or extended prose.

The truth is….

I suffer from an addiction, newly acquired.

I didn’t think it could or would turn me out like this.. but.. alas it has.

I’m hooked on Twitter … the evil 140 character limit..

Twitter is crack i guess.

It fit’s with my short attention span..

Now I feel like…

I’m overwriting this post.

way over 140 characters,

Feeling like a sellout.

#Sellout

#Blogtopians

#Funkysellout

#Thanksforvisiting

I can’t stop….#hep


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Friday & spell checker (my ghost writer)

        Glad you’re here. It was my secret.  No one knew but dude, dudetts I’m telling.    I  pine for you the moment  your  gone .   Absolutism despondenticity  until you come back. (i make up stuff)

Here I’ m the king. . Between you and Saturday I just can’t choose.

I’ve been working on a ultra-secret Friday extend-o-mathacial equation.   where mathematically  scientifically  I magically extend Friday … pat pending… I started with 32 hour  clock… screw  24hr time….

I ain’t never met a Friday i didn’t like here it is 12:56 am Friday morning been up all day just waiting for Friday and now we up in it!!  I  was thinking of just sleeping   until Friday from last saturated … (spellcker fail)but everybody’s else  life would throw that plan off……

Look around! People are happy on  this day. Checks are issued on  Friday’s …..

Let it beer  acknowledgement !!!!!!(steps up on platform)

Friday’s are good!!! …….

(steps down)…carry on!

Ghostwriter

I  think I have a spellchecker from another country and it doesn’t like or can’t seem to recognize what i’m trying to mispell(or so it seem) everything i spell is highlight red which is usually right but it wants to offer me suggestion as how I should make a fool of myself… But i do like this suggested word sometime, it’s my ghost writer. I swear it’s like “dude absolutism is  a better word than absolute you can’t spell it anyway”…..(me,putting the dictionary down) shut up!

Anyway it would be insane to invest personalities in and inanimate function like my spell checky woo woo……….

It’s Friday..

Drink something……. drank something….walked the way home

laugh with someone….. dance with someone……. happy makes a  home

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