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A World O Funk…. Damn-it! where is my band?


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Random…

Text to Km: I know!

Text Back: I know you knew!

Text to Km: I know, you knew I’d know

Text back: Knowing, back before you knew, I’d know-ed, you knew

Text Km: Munch on my shorts, ass monkey

Text Back:I know.

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Pardon this interrupter…

Minding my business of falsify and guessing at word and sentence destruction construction.

My evening of self mirth and hypocrisy fuel by many years of  trying to reach my brain with a number two  pencil eraser….

A blogger nominated me for and award…….

Liebster Award

WAT THE FUN!  k????

 The Liebster Blog Award

rEALLY mE???  it iS  a Cool surprise

I have a blogger i read stated his dislike of awards…clever ruse i’ll ignore  him for the moment..

Here are the rules for receiving this award:
1. Each person must post 11 things about themselves. 
2. Answer the questions that the tagger set for you plus create 11 questions for the people you’ve tagged to answer.
3. Choose 11 people and link them in your post.
4. Go to their page and tell them.
5. No tag backs!

1. I am named after my Mother’s father Wilfred Vanterpool he was of eleven other brothers from the Caribbean. I’m the last child of eight.

2. I adore my 3 retarded children for they are of retarded snacks stock!”

3. I breathe a lot when I’m woke…….no report on when I’m asleep.  I’ve been sick for fives years with Crohns.

4. Really good eater… which makes me a good cook. Best  made turkey casserole with mushroom with a breaded crust..white wine

and then pour the rest in a  glass and share with the recipe.

5. I’m a Romantic….you look marvelous!  When Harry met Sally  sport and romance. Princes bride Swash buckling and Romance, Brother from another planet Aliens and Drugs..  2 out 3

6. I’m a computer tech….PC and Apple…hardware service, It challenges me, puzzles i like.

7. I touch my instrument daily…(bass you naughty) I took two semesters of music calligraphy. I was terrible  got a B.. dead art.. Lost my pen….

8. Planes, I’m a fan of flying… I flew in and air-boat to Puerto Rico from St. Thomas.  Had to go see an allergists there.

9. My mom  could cook! Larry Rick Micheal my brothers and their many friend would always be in our home eating through the holidays and beyond. Lot’s of laughter in our house..

10. I don’t suffer fools, but patience has guided me

11. I believe all people should worship as they feel and be of good faith to others.  Respect and tolerance

God is Love..Love is good

Now the 11 questions by Summer

1. What makes you happiest?  Playing… for interested persons…

2. Do you love the Ocean or the Mountains more?   The deep Blue Seas is the pirate life 4 me.. (no I’m not from the ivory coast)

3. What has been your favorite moment of 2012?  Not being in physical pain and  Oppa  gangnam Style!! It made the planet stop and dance

4. What is your favorite quote and why?  Speak softly but carry  a big stick..See number ten above.. and… Something about, if you have  capacity  to avoid a cylindrical tribble… then you can avoid a spanner..

5. Do you like yourself?  I think I’m like pudding.. I love pudding! 

6. Do you stay up till the Stroke of Midnight on New Years Eve?  Not recently but yes..

7. Something you wish you get it done ASAP?  Mix and master music better..

8. What was your favorite class while still in school?  Math

9. What musical instrument have you tried to learn to play?  Trombone,Sax,flute,cello,piano,double bass and electric bass

10. Anything you wish you had learned earlier? Give and take in a relation is ideal but not always true.

11. Do you like to do crafts or draw or even paint?  I trouble drawing the letter o…but i will do wood working. I’m a wood man from way back.   I’ll build it for you!  

My 11 questions for the nominees

  1. If you could travel anywhere in the world and money was not a hindrance, where would you go? Why?  Paris for the Jazz…
  2. Your favorite fictional character and why?  Blazing Saddles for the truth…
  3. Harry Potter series or The twilight saga?   The Wizard 
  4. How old were you before you stopped believing in Santa Claus?  Four!! and still kinda pissed 
  5. Twitter or Facebook? FB
  6. Share your top 5 favorite books…The Stand, I sing body electric, Bible, wow…   i read manuals  being a tech..PC world Bass Player mag.. I need a book
  7. Spiritual or religious? Spiritual
  8. What makes your day brighter?  Someone enjoying music I have composed or even listening to it. 
  9. Your most memorable moment in 2012?  Finding word press in October and realizing i have nothing to say…and what a wonderful outlet it is for me..
  10. If the genie grants you three wishes, what would they be?  performing 3 to 4 night a week good music..reggae jazz funk ect.. The end to money influencing  politics and the circus  American Congress persons… And No money..  good and services are by trade and  manufacturing is a collective.. How did the American Indians do it?  No cash per Se .together they all hunted..shared the spoils, built communities  
  11. Your goal for 2013?   Play a lot this summer. Live!!    find my groove … No gigs in years, I’m outta the loop. 

Questions for my Nomination

A.) What music puts you in the right mood?  For blogging or amour?

F1.)  I’m a scofflaw… after intense observational study..  declared my ex-wife..   Are you a conformist or do you do rouge?

after.) Seasons.. pick two! Fall,Winter,California,Spring

next.) International Space stations who do you think, took the first liqueur up to space?  Japan, Russia , the USA or European countries

V.) Grapes?  Fresh…. Or pressed? and then color.

I.) I purchase books at  book fair at the various schools, elementary to high school..i started  with the Hardy Boys  then on to Science Fiction. I enjoyed  coming home with new books.. mines! (paperback) Did your school have book fairs and what did you buy?

*.) I spent many years in library’s. My family encouraged this. Do anyone still use libraries? when did you last go to one?

ate.) I write, care free.. then I let my Gemini twin proofread he’s the bad speller and we argue he’s ridicule  driven…  Do you use anything to help you write?

-X.) When did you realized you could express yourself coherently.  (for me it was age 13..then i ignored it! )

$)Cheese? regular cheese whiz or indulge yourself? Gouda,Munster, cheddar?

This is work!!! I hate work ..poo.  i love love complaining…But very appreciative of this. The fun is in the bitching :).

11.0) WHAT’S IS YOU BEEF?   Mine? I dislike list..it’s part of class system, your judged, makes for poor humans…

The Blog i have my way with ..

http://chubbymermaid.wordpress.com/

http://radaronelson.wordpress.com/

http://antodesimone.wordpress.com/

http://honeybess.wordpress.com/page/2/

http://shanson3871.wordpress.com/http://

http://speedyandslowmo.com/

http://efratadenny.com/home/

http://creativenoodling.wordpress.com/

Unfortunately This is all that fit the description of under 100  followers

I currenty do not know 11..

I thank these blogs for the out right entertainment and  your work

This was kinda difficult… oh well Thanks

Tomorrow Music Center Pic’s


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Truth

Excuse #432

I got a new mattress, sleep at night is now possible. No time for blogging. A new relationship can be distracting. She is soo good to me. No more sleepless nights and being Up late, cause by “lumpy” my former motivation for blogging. Due to lumpy’s bad disposition we just couldn’t sleep together anymore. Last week i finalized our separation. Put her out! Lumpy is a garage bitch now.    This new relation is joyfull! i find here, there is comfort and compassion. It’s not all about itself, My mattress is a giver. I’m in love and not ashamed  to tell. I call her the bum lover… I’m a bum,I have a bum and she loves touching it..

Blame My new Bed It’s so good to me… No time for blogging!

But there is a new category…

From the Bed


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Friday folks! What bad economy?

Fox Hills Mall As I grew up, now they want me to call it westfield

NO PARKING AT THE MALL..

Parked around the block up the hill, walked. 15min away yay1

Daughter dragged me kickingscreaming..

Saw a nice  60″ television with some guy with a sweater on it.

I showed my daughter…

Not a 60 inch samsung

I got the sweater

Thanks bunk woo.. I like that to..

Funkdadangeles


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Grown Greedy & Foolish

Now i lay me down to sleep

I’ll thank the lord, but i have a beef

If  i did lie, not tell the truth

Then Republican Am I, oh mother give me the boot.

I Like Mitt but he lost the race

So very sure of winning , now,   just egg on his face

Dunderheads all, and all think they’re right

Abusing women, taking  away  personal rights (don’t they have wife?)

But tonight…. I’ll sleep, like a big old content bear

Healthy,  protection  complete. We all got,

Obama care.

So you bitch and you moan, worrying about a welfare state

Dammit this is America! Isn’t there enough already.

Of unnecessary  hate?

Our Senators, Congressmen yearly makes four hundred to five hundred grand

We send them up there to improve the condition of  this, U.S.A  land.

They gave themselves a bit too much, medical plans for congress the senate are fat and oh so lush.

Grown Greedy foolish  men,

telling  a woman who’s been  raped.

She don’t possess ability, to choose early terminate

And since they all will get, five-hundred grand for life.

They are sick and screwing with My America .

And I think this is crap! And It’s not right.

Funkangeles


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Carnal Knowledge…Do you have some information?

Under- All Knowledge being good doctrine

If one possess knowledge one should share…ijs

Knowledge by itself it’s good, Carnal Knowledge could be better

Do somebody knows something and not telling me? I just don’t know this term..I remember hearing about it,years ago.. before marriage, i might have partaken in an archaic study group or two.     been so,so long ago memory is faint….Can I, now take a refresher course?

 

COME ON !!! PRETEND i’M FROM OUTTA SPACE!

Can I vote for Carnal or Knowledge ? Do it have to be both? Can there be one without the other? Does it get rid of warts. Is it related to Caramel Knowledge? Knowledged
ah the gift..sweet knowledge…
I’ve been looking in the newsprint ads for it. No one is selling it! So, I’m thinking about placing an advertisement “Seeking Carnal Knowledge,  will pay for books ”  I know!!! Books can cost..! I haven’t been in a cave  .
Also I am familiar with Carne Asada knowledge being in California

Funkangeles