Funkangeles

A World O Funk…. Damn-it! where is my band?


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Po Me A New Blogger –Eyes kan right but spel’n left.

Der funky blogger

Po me Der funky blogger

 

Without spell checker

Hi ya’ll  Im duurral n I kan spel well, real good!  Im  ther best in this famly at school learnn . I’s gotz a third grade edge a muycation.  I’m  the last of  ten chill’n.  My mamma had us out in the feilds workn evr’y day. Schooln was important but farmn was more…

Since we just got a compuiter  at ther farm. Imma start  bloggn cause,  I’m the witty type.  And a smart learnera.  Im learnn evr’yone the compuiter…(but dhey dont spel as good as me ..shhhh)

this  enter net is kinda scary but  it taint nutton, but,  one problem.  Electircity,  My poppa would run the geanerator at night only to charge  batterries, fo the icebox. And other batterries fo lights.   He made a pedel powered hooked to a geanarator,  With all these children, he was cheep  smart.  My broduers & sisters would have to pedel for power since the geanerator need gas, an paw sez, ” Gas? itz only  fer ther tractor. You want lights…TV? pedel..”

Duurral aka Po Me

Spell Checker applied

Greeting, salutations to all!

My name is Daryl  and it is a pleasure to introduce myself to you!  I’ve achieved the highest level of education in my family and my spelling is excellent. I say this because I’m from a large family of ten brothers and sisters. We usually are up early mornings.  Our mom would awaken us with a gently reminder, “GET UP! Those fields are not going to plow themselves!!”   School was not a high priority during harvesting and planting and pruning season

We’ve recently acquired a new computer and I’ve discovered blogs and blogging. I’m the witty one in our family, I’ve begin to teach everyone but many are lacking in spelling ability. So yes, there are challenges    Our internet works but our generator (for power) needs gasoline and for when time are difficult, (like  now) our  remarkable dad  had created a bicycle powered generator.  Each one of us kids would spend  time pedaling  sometime or another ( cheapKIDPOWERED pat.  pending). So……. if  television is to be watched….. somebody’s pedaling.   He would run the generator overnight to charge the refrigerator battery. And other batteries… for lights and things . but you’ll hear

Gas is for the tractor!!! For the days when gas is earmark for other important devices.

Daryl also known as Poor me

Carpe diem

Seize the day!!!! Choke the hell out of it!


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Blog Ambivalence

Really haven’t been writing!! It’s odd as i was struck with great urge to write in september of last year. I’ve tapered… off.   Here are some of  the things  blogging has reveal to moi, a few bullet points.

  • IT’S A LOT OF WORK!
  • YOU MUST READ, I HATE READING
  • COMPREHENSION  IS POOR TO MIDDLING
  • SPENDING 4 TO 5 HOURS WRITING , BEING SATISFIED WITH THE RESULTING FIVE TO SIX WORD SENTENCE.. TWO IF YOU LUCKY
  • WISHING PEOPLE WOULD INTERRUPT YOU, SO YOU CAN BLAME THEM FOR INTERRUPTING YOU.
  • THE LIKE BUTTON IS A CRY OUT FOR ATTENTION……. PLEASE
  • DEN DEARS SPEL’N AIN’T NEVR  BEANS  GOO AT IT!
  • PUTTING MY GENTLE SOUL OUT, FOR ALL TO TRAMPLE OR pOOp ON.
  • 1000 WORDS, ONE MISTAKE. TURNS INTO 1000 WORDS BY AN MORON
  • YOU CAN DO IT WITH ALCOHOL but…. what makes sense, won’t in the morning
  •  YOU GOTTA DO THE SOCIAL  READING  OF OTHER BLOGS..
  • I’M SO LAZY IT’S ,LIKE WORK
  • I’M RETIRED !!! TRYING TO PERFECT THAT
  • IF I DO A DRUNKEN  PUBLISHING, YOU KNOW
  • I’M BLAMING YOU
  • ok  I lost the urge..bored…. ho hum
  • WOW…. I MISS THIS STUPIDNESS

tHANKS fOR vISITING

Say a pray for someone…

Wat chu look’n at? (+o_O+)? I call shenanigans…

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.. where are you going? never mind

“Don’t ask me where I’ve been, busybody!!!

I think I got it. You’re a moroon…. 

Thank you ! That’s Mister Moroon! Please.


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Jacowzzi Cowology

Photography by Sethsnap.    ‘JaCowzzi

Your Story Challenge: Cowology

When you got some gas!!  You can come back!

yea! eat some of that bush get at least two of your four stomachs churning..

Ah huh…. you know this Jacowzzi need more flatulent heat..

hahah I heard they  are trying to blame  the greenhouse effect on us….ah ha.

I think she’s from California 

Ain’t she from pixly? 

She poots only as needed..haw hahaha

Move over Bertha I’m about drop down!

I Got four bellies rumbling ready to roar..

oK  girl All together..

THE HEAT IS ON!!!

frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.r.r.rrrrrr  ppppttttttttttttt…. pssssssssstttI0000GkN47h7ngFg

The heat is on, on the street
Inside your head, on every beat
And the beat’s so loud, deep inside
The pressure’s high, just to stay alive

Glenn FrySethsnap

excuse us..me them seth,,


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Foolish, fiction (from the crass files)

Two Fictional customer service responses… Same company just different locations
From the President of Marketing and Public Trust

Dear Mr. Disgruntled

We of the company SHITNKISS (World Wide Super Hot Ingenious Total Blogger & Kitchen Implements  SuperStore) would like to take the time to respond to the dislike of material that’s been posted on the blog this week.
It’s unfortunate that you didn’t enjoy our free article.
Our service does not cost you, our clients anything, never the less..
It fills us with deep regret, that we were unable to satisfy your free entertainment needs at this time.
We here at SHITNKISS strive to bring the consumer a FREE interactive thought-provoking, total immeasurable entertainment.
If you have not had an excellence  online free experience, then we’ve failed YOU!
Enclosed you will find a code for two free movie passes. It is our hope this small token will remove any misdoings as we, this company, has befallen upon you.
Please enjoy
Our sincere apologies…
Thank you
Mr. I Reelie Gochaback
President of Marketing and Public Trust….
Super Hot Ingenious Total Blogosphere n Kitchen Implements SuperStore
SHITNKISS
Urban-ville

Where  homies work..

From Mr. Chaos..
Parking Implementation & Mail-room/Penicillin
The company said i gotta do this ok…
Dear Mr. Big Giant Anus!
I’m a guy, at SHITNKISS. I’ve been instructed to take some time and respond to your disenchantment with our service.

Dude? Wassup, wit dis crap? Yo..

We have observed,that you have a lot of bitch_ass-ness in you!  And you’re crying bout sum’tin that is free. You are an… A1 DUMBFUCK!! and/or fucker.
 It’s unfortunate  that your mama didn’t give you a full set, as is in evidence by you Non-appreciative, Unwanted, Meth addled complaint!
Your complaining about free stuff has pissed the whole company off. And we all agree you are a sorry little weasel .
It would fill us with great regret, if we would have to drive over to 1313 crying bitch lane and slap yo punkass up a little…(yea we know where u live).

Miscreant!

We do not mind finding ungrateful complaining free loaders. And personally putting a boot in a keister, just to get some act right, up in dis here beeatich… Just Saying!!!
Due to your constant complaining, the company has implemented special handling and instructional recurring fees, and it has  been exacerbate to a level 2 an unnecessary annoyance charge.
You’re to send us ten dollars by-monthly..
Our associates  Mr.Tiny  and Tingting  is in-route to assist you in setting up your payment schedule and they will be bringing payment envelopes!!  We do hope this won’t be an inconvenience you or you lovely family including, that cute little doggy.. chompers right?
We do thank you in advance for notifying us of you disenchantment and in the future….
Try to refrain from writing us regarding our FREE  product…you  do understand free right?
FREE.. Libre, Gratuit, חופשי  English Spanish French and Hebrew..
important tools 
Avoid ignorance at the cost of your ass being absolutely checked!
 
In closing 
you’ll find me parked outside you house, if we find a repeat of this type of inconsiderate and unconscionable behavior ….
 
Thank you for bringing our attention to this matter
Your… Really Truly..
Watch’n yo punk ass
Mr. Maka Chaos 
PIMP
Parking Implementation Mail-room/Penicillin
Super Hot Ingenious Total Blogosphere & Kitchen Implements SuperStore


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My blog Commercial…

 

Thomas’s

A love passion muse thing..

(yea! the english muffin! that how i roll, nevermind)

Nooks and Crannies

I

Love

Your Nooks and Crannies

I try

to get to them

everyday!

Your nooks

and your Cranny’s

Buttery

just….

the right way.

When i find you..

early mornings

Inviting and delicious..

Heavenly, Crunchy

I  look forward

to all of our kisses.

In my hands

On my lips

Your crumbs may linger

And through a long minute

i may, i might…i could

lick a finger…

my innermost joy

splashed with grand colors

let’s add

Some Jam

to  that sweet Nooks, crannies, butter.

(cigarette, break here.. )

As we share

in our noisy bliss

The ignorant hates

And the smiles

of the  prejudice

I leave happy

full fine and fancy

for in my belly lies

Thomas’s nooks and

Thomas’s crannies


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Blog Commercial addendum January whine

(This was a combined with a poem I separated them)

Seemly i’ve stopped doing my best ..but not really! I have been very busy with living. The grind of everyday coffee is a life worth living. ha jokes

I have been distracted from the blog and making errors worst than normal..

(i think i have to fired my proof reader)

I have a short attention span.. I write it  but do i  got have to read it for CORRECTIONS too?

Usually the goofy Gemini side runs the stuff most of the time. The boring serious gemini checks it. I keep him down ..he’s just so fucking boring but spels wel…

I am so lazy and a poor spelling, bum.. I know this!

And you’re “liking” me is giving me work.

Slave-drivers… 🙂  thank you 🙂  ha

ok truth..

I like doing the blog thing! I usually write week ahead in advance. Lately the force has being disturbed. And I’m behind. ;(

Working and sleeping has begun to have a effect on  quality.. life is happening.. I sign up for classes at my old college.. clear out the cobwebs

The other morning i fell out of my bed and chipped…

the concrete floor.  Me?  a little bump on the head….this caused something. what I don’t know what, yet..

But I’m Passionate .. again..  And  mines is real.  but i got a few like Mr.Te’o too.


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Crucial decisions

No being sure .. hesitant.  He decided, at that very moment! He, was the decision maker.. without thinking about his spouse.

His thinking process, was as follows

They put a man on the moon!

Wine in a box?   hmm.

without reproach

In the cart..he placed it!  

Later that evening

No dang wine boxes!!!

His wife, a daughter of the local glass bottling company owner.

The box and him, for company  was spent in the guest room..

Excerpt from:  Box lover