Petition to reinstate nap time……
Petition to reinstate nap time……
A love passion muse thing..
(yea! the english muffin! that how i
Your Nooks and Crannies
to get to them
and your Cranny’s
the right way.
When i find you..
Inviting and delicious..
I look forward
to all of our kisses.
In my hands
On my lips
Your crumbs may linger
And through a long minute
i may, i might…i could
lick a finger…
my innermost joy
splashed with grand colors
to that sweet Nooks, crannies, butter.
(cigarette, break here.. )
As we share
in our noisy bliss
The ignorant hates
And the smiles
of the prejudice
I leave happy
full fine and fancy
for in my belly lies
Thomas’s nooks and
The Great Floss Conspiracy
Why does floss do what floss do?
One day while cleaning my closet.. hanging up shirts, matching shoes and putting away….. you know, hiding from the kids.. On the floor, in a corner, way back there… it revealed itself… Dental Floss, waxed…. found when not needed!! How does it do that??? Able to be in places, you’re wondering, how? I was in the trunk of my car looking for a tool, I didn’t find the tool but in my toolbox , found… Oral-B Simi-waxed 10thousand feet! It might as well have been.
Have you every finished a roll, spindle (what do you call them) of floss?? Not me, not yet, not in this lifetime
Found when not needed!!
I find myself buying floss, never finishing floss, I buy it, It goes into my medicine cabinet. Then disappears into the unknown….somewhere out there laughing at my befuddlement and how easily, i can be fooled or After I’ve use a needle and priced my lip and ended up in emergency. All for something stuck in my tooth.
On this one day, on my kitchen counter-top is a big juicy mango. Being a mango lover from way back. I had my way with that mango! It wasn’t pretty. An you know, nether was I. If you’re a mango eater there is not a more pitiful sight as one who just ate a mango..your sticky and juice is running down your hand/arms and the hair of the mango is most likely in your tooth. Great time for some Floss & of course you go to the bathroom to get some of that floss, Remembering you found some in the closet and in the car and dutifully, returned them to the bathroom.. right?
I can’t find the floss…. dang! I knew that’s the way of the world. When I’m old and living in a room by myself… with no draw or draws
My Floss will disappear because that’s what it do…
The Floss Conglomerates has us buying way more than we need. They have devise floss with special techniques of avoidance and cloaking abilities ….
I’ve got mango in my teeth an I’m on the way to grab some floss from the store….Now if I can just finish a Box, spindlerolltubethingy.
With you, I leave these immortal words by
Patches O’Houlihan (Dodgeball)
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
Floss gone again ? Where the floss?
My pastor has made me start a band at the church…..Yay
I think he just wants four more new members for the church..
He thinks he’s getting me four time a month,
When i was married i got nothing four times a month
except grief .
I don’t care if he’s a friend first
Don’t be trick pastoring me…
Monday at 5:30 ?
The Kids have been waiting..
No I’m not doing Tuesday also..
Look!! home slice!
I can talk to god without you running interference..ok?
so!!! i played for four hundred churches…
been there done that…
the devil pays well!!
don’t push me……
Monday & Tuesday 5:30 huh?
I DON’T WANT TO GET IN HEAVEN!!!!!
Pastor, tell my friend Joseph I hate him..
I don’t care “He loves you too”
see you Monday at 5:30
Hey good news i got a band..
No SEX, DRUGS AND FOR SURE NO ROCK AND ROLL..Band
oh well thank you God
You know I’m funky?
God has a blessing with your name on it!!
Lord hep me.
you did .
a little rock & roll??
Wat ya say we just drop all the bull and speak the truth ?
Ya’ll out looking for stupid people… I know!!
You keep coming to my blog..
It seems a lesser man greater than myself could not be found for ridicule, so youz got me ahhh??
Even tho I subjugate my intellectual omnipotentness and delectably lure you in with wit and incredible remediable accidental insight and It’s cause.. me got some school’n… mon
So go on, and assume you’ve reach the core loony site.
WHAT THE HELL ELSE YOU GOT GOING ON ANYWAY???
And Oh yea!!!
New readers..Cool! …. & old, thanks for following…
I’m still lost tho..
One Moment it seemed i had all this time for writing and was enjoying myself…..
It’s the season to be more social and get out and get things done..
I haven’t done none of that.
I been upgrading computers trying to solve a financial conundrum…
Where is the cash??
One minute your in it… Next thing you know.
It belongs to someone else…
I’m JUst SAYING!!
OK carry on
Bitching and whining department monthly report ..
Found out that I got some cavities and I’m ashamed of my greedy teeth for holding out and having a stash …
I do my job, i
wash brush them every morning and most nights… Dr.G who is a fine & excellent man of great needling ability.
The way he shakes your lip to distract from the long tricking needle he is jamming in your face….
It was a good day today in the rain.
I got to sit and live through the chair of pain
but without shame
and only me to blame
to the chair o pain
Technical replay. MY last post was supposed to be my Daily Panoramic.. well before I realized it, somehow it remove the main picture leaving only the one about a wonderful TV sweater. Sorry, the one draw back, when you have readers receiving your post directly.
And Nothing can be done about!! I corrected the post by then it’s to late it’s in cyber space.
So I’m trying again,I’m not putting up the same pic but another. Thank you for you patience. Not only god looks after the challenged
BACK TO THE SHOW!!!
i sHOW yOU tHIS… again
Here is where I sat and day dreamed
Sorry for the error hope I’m forgiven.. Now eat your vegetables & thank for Visiting
OH I would be remissed