The Great Floss Conspiracy
Why does floss do what floss do?
One day while cleaning my closet.. hanging up shirts, matching shoes and putting away….. you know, hiding from the kids.. On the floor, in a corner, way back there… it revealed itself… Dental Floss, waxed…. found when not needed!! How does it do that??? Able to be in places, you’re wondering, how? I was in the trunk of my car looking for a tool, I didn’t find the tool but in my toolbox , found… Oral-B Simi-waxed 10thousand feet! It might as well have been.
Have you every finished a roll, spindle (what do you call them) of floss?? Not me, not yet, not in this lifetime
Found when not needed!!
I find myself buying floss, never finishing floss, I buy it, It goes into my medicine cabinet. Then disappears into the unknown….somewhere out there laughing at my befuddlement and how easily, i can be fooled or After I’ve use a needle and priced my lip and ended up in emergency. All for something stuck in my tooth.
On this one day, on my kitchen counter-top is a big juicy mango. Being a mango lover from way back. I had my way with that mango! It wasn’t pretty. An you know, nether was I. If you’re a mango eater there is not a more pitiful sight as one who just ate a mango..your sticky and juice is running down your hand/arms and the hair of the mango is most likely in your tooth. Great time for some Floss & of course you go to the bathroom to get some of that floss, Remembering you found some in the closet and in the car and dutifully, returned them to the bathroom.. right?
I can’t find the floss…. dang! I knew that’s the way of the world. When I’m old and living in a room by myself… with no draw or draws
My Floss will disappear because that’s what it do…
The Floss Conglomerates has us buying way more than we need. They have devise floss with special techniques of avoidance and cloaking abilities ….
I’ve got mango in my teeth an I’m on the way to grab some floss from the store….Now if I can just finish a Box, spindlerolltubethingy.
With you, I leave these immortal words by
Patches O’Houlihan (Dodgeball)
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
Floss gone again ? Where the floss?