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Ramblings II: If space is a vacuum how come no one, uses it to clean and other frustrations

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The Great Floss Conspiracy

Why does floss do what floss do?

One day while  cleaning my closet..  hanging up shirts, matching shoes and  putting away….. you know, hiding from the kids..  On the floor, in a corner, way back there… it revealed itself… Dental Floss,  waxed…. found when not needed!! How does it do that???  Able to be in places, you’re wondering, how?  I was in the trunk of my car looking for a tool, I didn’t find the tool but in my toolbox , found… Oral-B Simi-waxed 10thousand feet!  It might as well have been.

   Have you every finished a roll, spindle (what do you call them) of floss??  Not me, not yet, not in this lifetime
Found when not needed!!
I  find myself buying floss, never finishing floss,  I buy it,  It goes into my medicine cabinet. Then  disappears into the unknown….somewhere  out there laughing at my befuddlement and how easily, i can be fooled or  After I’ve use a needle and priced my lip and ended up in emergency. All for something stuck in my tooth.

On this one day, on my kitchen counter-top is a big juicy mango. Being a mango lover from way back.  I had my way with that mango!  It wasn’t pretty. An you know, nether was I. If you’re a mango eater there is not a more pitiful sight as one who just ate a mango..your sticky and juice is running down your hand/arms and the hair of the mango is most likely in your tooth. Great time for some Floss & of course you go to the bathroom to get some of that floss, Remembering you found some in the closet and in the car and dutifully, returned them to the bathroom.. right?

I can’t find the floss…. dang! I knew that’s the way of the world.  When I’m old and living in a room by myself… with no draw or draws
My Floss will disappear because that’s what it do…
The Floss Conglomerates has us buying way more than we need. They have devise  floss with special  techniques of 
avoidance and cloaking abilities ….

And evil upon evil…. Bacon Even If I didn't have teeth, I still want...

I’ve got mango in my teeth an I’m on the way to grab some floss from the store….Now if I can just finish a Box, spindlerolltubethingy.

With you, I leave these immortal words  by

Patches O’Houlihan  (Dodgeball)

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.     

Floss gone again ? Where the floss?

Author: Funkangeles

Finding myself one story at time..and... Really, where are you? My Band.. Musically inclined to encourage humans and non humans, to enjoy themselves...

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