Funkangeles

A World O Funk…. Damn-it! where is my band?


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Funkangeles

[title Yea I goof I added this after: was i wrong?]
Here,here,here! This is my first post by email with warts and all and, third blog post. I can’t believe I took  typing one and typing two class in college (didn’t i practices ? to-self) …sheeze. Anyway, Glad to have an outlet!

I want to show the world a illiterate master with substance and intellectual supposition. One whom is humorous funny & humorous and doesn’t repeat themselves. The ability to offer you a literal landscape full of wonderful imagery and adventure. And….. With the ability to take the art of word writing to a whole nuther level!!!!LIFE in front of your eyes!! Whew…
One who can turn a bouquet of prose that would have women on the verge moistness. Or mayhaps a sonnet that would cause world powers to stop and take note and then go to a peace…

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Porn

Logger’s Porn

Photography By Sethsnap:Your Story

As he sat in the Kitchen.. Mr. Raze was speaking so lovingly and eloquent like smooth jazz, he up tempo and change pitches and pulled out cash…

Enjoying  his coffee he listened to this man and his love for money and  watched him reach down and grab the case and opened it. cash…one hundred thousand dollar he breathlessly exclaimed.   Not noticing, he was the only one excited.

Loggers, hell!  Why is he in my house?   Little Joe’s kids set this up.  Minding his manners. He was offered another cup of coffee to his guest and said…

Money is temporary and gone in a short time and happiness is not  a given. I’m happy and have money.

Looking out my window.. Money can’t buy this. Out there is someone’s home,  home to many various lifeforms  and  occasional alien landing “but he didn’t say that.. thought it!

Now if  it was only the tree frog the  lived out there . I could not with good conscience  and would not allow timber harvesting on this property..I agree to have you come by and there I’ve done that.

So remove your large sex toy of cash from hop_sing’s  table and be on your way. Unless you want to hang and watch the animals, live and up close…. undisturbed?

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Knowing the Ponderosa was not being abused by his generation..


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Foolish, fiction (from the crass files)

Two Fictional customer service responses… Same company just different locations
From the President of Marketing and Public Trust

Dear Mr. Disgruntled

We of the company SHITNKISS (World Wide Super Hot Ingenious Total Blogger & Kitchen Implements  SuperStore) would like to take the time to respond to the dislike of material that’s been posted on the blog this week.
It’s unfortunate that you didn’t enjoy our free article.
Our service does not cost you, our clients anything, never the less..
It fills us with deep regret, that we were unable to satisfy your free entertainment needs at this time.
We here at SHITNKISS strive to bring the consumer a FREE interactive thought-provoking, total immeasurable entertainment.
If you have not had an excellence  online free experience, then we’ve failed YOU!
Enclosed you will find a code for two free movie passes. It is our hope this small token will remove any misdoings as we, this company, has befallen upon you.
Please enjoy
Our sincere apologies…
Thank you
Mr. I Reelie Gochaback
President of Marketing and Public Trust….
Super Hot Ingenious Total Blogosphere n Kitchen Implements SuperStore
SHITNKISS
Urban-ville

Where  homies work..

From Mr. Chaos..
Parking Implementation & Mail-room/Penicillin
The company said i gotta do this ok…
Dear Mr. Big Giant Anus!
I’m a guy, at SHITNKISS. I’ve been instructed to take some time and respond to your disenchantment with our service.

Dude? Wassup, wit dis crap? Yo..

We have observed,that you have a lot of bitch_ass-ness in you!  And you’re crying bout sum’tin that is free. You are an… A1 DUMBFUCK!! and/or fucker.
 It’s unfortunate  that your mama didn’t give you a full set, as is in evidence by you Non-appreciative, Unwanted, Meth addled complaint!
Your complaining about free stuff has pissed the whole company off. And we all agree you are a sorry little weasel .
It would fill us with great regret, if we would have to drive over to 1313 crying bitch lane and slap yo punkass up a little…(yea we know where u live).

Miscreant!

We do not mind finding ungrateful complaining free loaders. And personally putting a boot in a keister, just to get some act right, up in dis here beeatich… Just Saying!!!
Due to your constant complaining, the company has implemented special handling and instructional recurring fees, and it has  been exacerbate to a level 2 an unnecessary annoyance charge.
You’re to send us ten dollars by-monthly..
Our associates  Mr.Tiny  and Tingting  is in-route to assist you in setting up your payment schedule and they will be bringing payment envelopes!!  We do hope this won’t be an inconvenience you or you lovely family including, that cute little doggy.. chompers right?
We do thank you in advance for notifying us of you disenchantment and in the future….
Try to refrain from writing us regarding our FREE  product…you  do understand free right?
FREE.. Libre, Gratuit, חופשי  English Spanish French and Hebrew..
important tools 
Avoid ignorance at the cost of your ass being absolutely checked!
 
In closing 
you’ll find me parked outside you house, if we find a repeat of this type of inconsiderate and unconscionable behavior ….
 
Thank you for bringing our attention to this matter
Your… Really Truly..
Watch’n yo punk ass
Mr. Maka Chaos 
PIMP
Parking Implementation Mail-room/Penicillin
Super Hot Ingenious Total Blogosphere & Kitchen Implements SuperStore