Choices bad, but choices
Beat me down with that pistol……
Pissing where you sleep (not literally)
Pissing where you sleep (ok literally)
Drinking & driving
Holding a pole during a thunderstorm
Spitting in the wind on a crowded bus stop
Not oiling your Mitt, makes it hard and stiff an unplayable (in baseball, u nasty)
You heard, Naw… my husband doesn’t mind..
Writing in the snow, in yellow
Having “my eyes are up here” written on your breast
Naked and cactus
Taking a picture of your Junk and posting as a public officer
Go home with the one no goes home with.
Have a good Christmas
Returned the industrial-use vibrator, burnt out after two weeks
Wearing a shirt “I’m with stupid” and by yourself
Mom or Dad Posting a pic of you and them at the prom.
Picture of anybody from the seventy(me included)in bell bottoms and capes, everybody’s pimping.
“You can duck a ball, you can duck a wrench”
Thanx 4 reading and visiting