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San Pedro & the Kid

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San Pedro

San Pedro &  the Kid

Got a couple of these shots..without the kid. I  like this one the most.  No…I don’t know him. But  now…I’m thinking about writing a couple of yarns about him!!    Who wants to join me?  I’ll write one for tomorrow  200 words or less.. down goes the glove…..WIMPS   (whenever you’re ready no time limit or prize… ya greedy bums)

Willing Imaginative Marvelous People Sharing  …. WIMPS

Oh rules link back here..blah blah blah yup yup

San Pedro and the kid

Where’s my Band? Bloggers?

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Man had penis partially severed in bizarre Newport kidnapping – latimes.com

Man had penis partially severed in bizarre Newport kidnapping – latimes.com.

In a related story…..

UCLA Doctor’s  discover, with great success a way transplant a penis.

Oct 26, 2032 .   Doctors today in Los Angeles  successfully and successively transplanted a penis from a donor  cadaver . Allowing help to  individuals  whom may have been injured. (at this current time it’s only for the injured)  The report went on, Stating “We were amazed at the full range of functionality and control that was achieved by the volunteer 1  and follow-up subject 2.  The doctors believe the subjects will be able to impregnate their spouse..     The subjects, who wish to remain anonymous, reported that sensation and use is exactly the same as when they were born.   Happily willing to display the doctors work .. “Urination is easy again!!”  was heard gleefully……more in later news

This just in.. US NATIONAL NEWSWIRES:  Reports that there has been a rash of kidnappings of  males  from the population…

The police in many cities are reporting, that upon finding the kidnapped victims.  All victims  had their penis removed & taken.  Found in the desert,   Some were replaced with untraceable smaller packages…. “My insurance does not cover this!!!” One victim sobbed  It’s  tiny! kill me please,  I want to die

Authorities  are warning men not to display their penis any longer..  Saying “If they don’t know, it won’t go.. ”  

On national media they have issued a request to the female population.  Chief Thunder Rodd of the California Metro  PD,  “Ladies Tell your girlfriends NOTHING..from now on”..   Steal your man, is now. Steal your man’s manhood”

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The Digital Finger

We Interrupt your normal fare for a commercial..

Male in robe……. late night.  He lives not far from a cemetery… across the street.  It’s the length of the block…

It’s after 12am, on Halloween   Early morning, tonight the little goblins run for candy.  Remembering he forgot his phone in the workshop and it alarms for him in the AM. Slipping into  loafers  his robe he shuffle out  the side door. The workshop  at the end of the driveway.  While  heading back, he notices  it’s quiet.   But It’s always quiet.   Continuing & thinking, even the crickets are quite.  This is California we get crickets all year.    Hearing  noise from behind him,  a shuffling, short breath, panting but slow..coming toward  him.   From down the street and into his driveway,   sounds, getting louder….saakkkkqqick  a drooling sound.. moving in his direction  Knowing he’s got  tools in the shop to deal with things.  Running to door robe flying open.

Fumbling at the lock…damn… something is behind me.. the lock, it’s it’s a combo!!!!!!

Combination Lock of death

ahhhhhhhh..eeeeeeeeeeeeee no no no nooooooooooooooo.. blood curdling scream ..

Combination will  get you kill 
When the  Zombies  attack make sure you survive to fight another day.. ..

Get a  Digital Lock !!!!!

So Zombies won’t Kill you

Zombies have no fingerprint, Don’t get killed by Zombies

Don’t die tonight !!!! get access!!

Zombie Proof your Home!

Especially if you live across from a cemetery!!!!

The Finger!!!! Your Life!!

Even if you don’t live across  from a cemetery

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Blasphemous or Not? A Poll

So on Facebook someone posted this. I was looking at the comments and I noticed someone else saying that this was blasphemous…  I stopped and almost denied myself a chuckle.   Then I looked up Blasphemous : the act of insulting or showing contempt or lack of reverence for a religious deity or the irreverence towards religious or holy persons or things…..

Is it wrong?

So it’s touchy

OK if Maury could test the blood it wouldn’t be Joseph we know that!!. Maury  is just telling the truth

To me that is  funny!

This is funny man!!!

So God forgive me…

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A Card A Bird and Certification

Holiday Card

They all looked at me….. Cascading River of water is now flowing out of the room….All eyes are wet and they are not liking politics. Not a republican among them. With the imagery of Long Gone Big Bird, the kids  learned a about a new bird and wanted to share the exciting Salute with the Governor.. All because we saw this picture …

Family Trip for bird

Last trip for bird

Bird knew,  he saw the writing on the TelePrompter….The millionaire was out to get him. They need money for the war machine not PBS…. Bird’s sad, very sad..

A wave to Mitt

He’s very angry and I tried talking to him but…..

Bird’s Strapped

I just got my paperwork in on time and  here!!!! I Got it !!! So shut up, when i’m speaking when we go out…

I can say I’m licensed

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