In a related story…..
UCLA Doctor’s discover, with great success a way transplant a penis.
Oct 26, 2032 . Doctors today in Los Angeles successfully and successively transplanted a penis from a donor cadaver . Allowing help to individuals whom may have been injured. (at this current time it’s only for the injured) The report went on, Stating “We were amazed at the full range of functionality and control that was achieved by the volunteer 1 and follow-up subject 2. The doctors believe the subjects will be able to impregnate their spouse.. The subjects, who wish to remain anonymous, reported that sensation and use is exactly the same as when they were born. Happily willing to display the doctors work .. “Urination is easy again!!” was heard gleefully……more in later news
This just in.. US NATIONAL NEWSWIRES: Reports that there has been a rash of kidnappings of males from the population…
The police in many cities are reporting, that upon finding the kidnapped victims. All victims had their penis removed & taken. Found in the desert, Some were replaced with untraceable smaller packages…. “My insurance does not cover this!!!” One victim sobbed It’s tiny! kill me please, I want to die
Authorities are warning men not to display their penis any longer.. Saying “If they don’t know, it won’t go.. ”
On national media they have issued a request to the female population. Chief Thunder Rodd of the California Metro PD, “Ladies Tell your girlfriends NOTHING..from now on”.. Steal your man, is now. Steal your man’s manhood”
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