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A World O Funk…. Damn-it! where is my band?

Ramblings: If space is a vacuum how come nobody uses it to clean and other frustrations

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Where’s my band?
Do you speak louder to a blind person?…..
Do not laugh at old people’s attire…….. unless it’s really funny…ok but don’t point
Baseball is dead to me!!!
Stinking Dodgers… bums
Wish Vin Scully’s skill translated to a few player on the field
Baseball is dead to me…
OCT 5,?????..2012
Dead I tell ya……
D E D….. dead!
until next year….

Do you send important information in emails.ie… ss#, birth-date, very crucial
type information…
Then you write in the message subject line here is my SS number aunt Billy
Two things, Just invite strangers over to your house for tea and make sure you place your gems and jewelry around the house in candy dishes..ok? And Aunt Billy?   really? no, honest? ..

The hunger games,
I cried I wept oh so so sad
The bad man, stole my movie money. Firing him after the movie was made was too late…..
The Avengers made up for it.

Does Stevie Wonder

A New Apple product was a major fail by comparison to earlier Apple products. Using all that money to bully everyone…Go back to innovation. It seem you need to map it out better!! Bring back dead Steve….. He wouldn’t have let that crap out!! (apologies to Jobs family )

Amy Winehouse a brilliant supernova,  her voice captivated….Stopped, no forward, rewind repeat play over

South Park 17 years? no more religions to insult..stick a fork in them……then turn over an continue

Gangnam style…. Fun!

Robin Thicke? skinny fucker but sings

Saturday night (barely?) live…. still almost funny..ijs

Republicans…….. funniest

Blunt papers are improving the economy … wake up and smell the tax relief

Run naked……….. wear good shoes…

I left a doobie in my bests bud casket a few year ago…
Hey B no Bogart’s………. see u when i see u.

Rachel Berry…. yes berry much….thank you, may I have another?

Request put in with God, not when I’m doing something important for others
During sex is a headliner, that’s a good one..I’ll try to be ready…. constantly

Still funny…. His name is really Weiner
Harry……….. Princely, naked & with clothes, your Majesty
The Royals and their nakedness Highlight of Summer 2012

Will Charlie Brown ever kick Lucy’s ass….. just once. (too many years that bitch moves that ball )

Psst…some black folks don’t have rhythm…right cousin?

sheesh/SHēSH/
Exclamation:
Used to express disbelief or exasperation.
Actual word. shocked sheesh!

My 16-year-old son can’t say the word penis with laughing….I so dig that innocence.
My 21-year-old can’t seem to let his go..you’re on the couch, you’re not Al Bundy, take a bath, don’t touch me…..where did it go?
Their Big sister is my center, my world and that’s make me too old…grrrr
Life is not enough for child molesters…..
As you see I already have a group…
but they are tone-deaf and got no rhythm……

Gangnam style…. no longer Fun!

If space is a vacuum how come nobody uses it to clean?

Where is my Band…

Funkangeles

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Author: Funkangeles

Finding myself one story at time..and... Really, where are you? My Band.. Musically inclined to encourage humans and non humans, to enjoy themselves...

One thought on “Ramblings: If space is a vacuum how come nobody uses it to clean and other frustrations

  1. Hey dear from a girlyfan maintain the awesome blog

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