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A World O Funk…. Damn-it! where is my band?


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Expectations is bitch!!!

Expectations… it is so cruel….
It begins with a silent E!!
Come ON!!!
Why is the E the headliner when the X is doing the heavy lifting?

Expectations: Really pronounced, eee x pek ta shon …this America, is wrong
Man….
Silent? Again…Come on!! Get rid of it already!!

xpectation is what it looks like and still sounds right!
To hell with this sneaky swanky dress up! xcuse me, not without an e please…..

YOU are now part of the SHORT TEXT UP IN DISS!!! or
S.T.U.P.I.D… based WORLD ORDER!!!!!!

And sneaky words like this with “silent stuff” We are coming for YOU!!!!

Here….Xenophobia??? is a dislike or fear of people from other countries or of that which is foreign or strange.
zenophobia is the dislike of the correct letter at the begin of a word ..which is foreign or strange.

Do you bom ba for bomb, It’s Bom, at least when I see the fellas. If any thing, you can add mom to the letter b and it still has the bomb sound! Try it!! bmom..here is the secret, you take mom add a bom b in front of her, it!! and there! Bmom. Say it! bom….See? the silent wasted b is not needed.. Wasteful!!!
Oh America….DID U SEE?? right there was a nother xample….
So in closing..
Death to AHH MER RI CA nothing wasted…
thx…

S.T.U.P.I.D
SHORT TEXT UP IN DISS!!!

Brought to you by the coalition to remove stupidity
from the English language.

use another word

Help & Join the Fight,
cend 50sent to our ppacount…. ignore the slogan

xcuse me? you thought this post was about something else?
See fooled you..
Expectations is a Bitch..
I expect this to be funny…

Funk

Really,really, lazy Postaday! or Yay it’s Monday (not!)

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Postaday

Monday’s Post……Solitude. wood

Classes starting soon… Lazy 101 -if your too lazy for that one ..
Lazy 50.5 half of the class, half of the time
half of even less of an effort required!

A Lark (post for the birds)

Post of Bird and Post

Posting a Lark

Can I be out-lazied???
If yes, you lost……
Funkangeles ……………..yay Monday?


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“One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know.”

My favorite Movie Quotes And other retarded statements
Happy Sunday! Let’s have a chuckle!

Animal Crackers The Marx Brothers….

Blazing Saddles….

Bart: Mornin’, ma’am. And isn’t it a lovely mornin’? 
Elderly Woman: Up yours, nigger…
frick’n hilarious sez this black guy

Hedley Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives. 
Taggart: God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore

Jim: Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me… Jim. 

Funkangeles……..
White Power!..Dave Chappelle


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Let My People Show

Let My People Show.


Thought provoking. Sadly Incredible, so much information is right there..Dog with collar. Domesticated, so cool. To me this is immortality. I wonder did the dog pick up the disaster was coming? The evidence sez no. But he/she couldn’t get far, anyway. And wouldn’t be immortal. The human condition wishes for immortality couscous or not. Forever in History…
Sad but really cool.. love this…funkyworld
Funkangeles
Update..The writer wrote two animals, the other in midair at the exact moment..wow


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Tanks

Climbs on a Box, addresses the fabulous people gathered

Hey Tanks youzs, ya’ll….
It’s jazzy here..the blogosphere has an nice aroma..funk?
Gentle readers….
Friends, acquaintances, strangers, guests, lookie-loos, snitches, reprobates, imbeciles, morons, bed-wetters,The not so youthful, shut-ins, lock -ins,break-in, braille users, Reincarnated, incarcerated,liberated,uneducated,extremely jaded, people with high/low & indifferent blood pressure, Low esteem? hey your Great!! Foreign and domestic spies, Beer Lovers, Foreign and domestic, Aliens, Foreign and domestic… Shout out to the illiterate… your not missing nuthin…Haters, Oakland Raiders, Investigators, Now and later, Tanks World peace, The World series, World Press….
Tanks EveryBody!!!!
And to Whomever I may have forgotten about……
A big Tank you!!
You kindness will be abused
For liking and/or following and /or commenting.

Ok,ok disperse…
Nuth’n tah see
Nuthing going on here!!
clear-out! ya bums..

Share Love, Eat well Respect
Funkangeles!!!

Steps off box….