A World O Funk…. Damn-it! where is my band?

The Prick

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By the Finger

on the


Of the


On the body of


Special Props to the Anus

Oh lemon tree

Beautiful early morning dawn

Fat with fruit and

Thousands of mean prickly thorns.

The hand

The arm

The wrist…..

Fuck this shit

You want SOUR?

Used your tongue

You dick….

We’re tired of being


And arm is tired

Of being bruised

Your love for lemons

is so, so un-cool

And since

Shit for brains

Is not sending

you the signals

Of pain.

We got together

And decided

to offer a finger to you.

It’s not the one on the right

or the left.

Not the one called ring..

It’s the one next..

An it’s because we know

You’re just a rock headed lug

Please take you dumb ass to the store

And buy us some

pucking gloves……..

Signed 1st FingerImage.

U Prick!

By the way. The rest of the fingers wanna talk to you to..they are not happy with some the nasty things you use them for..ugh

Ok give control back to the brain…..Shout Out to Anus for making him listen…unclog his shit.

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Author: Funkangeles

Finding myself one story at time..and... Really, where are you? My Band.. Musically inclined to encourage humans and non humans, to enjoy themselves...

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